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Sharktopus

Quote from: Tripe H. Redux on March 20, 2010, 08:14:23 AM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2010, 02:08:09 PM
What I mean is parents will give girls money to see movies that have shirtless guys in them and let them hang pictures of them in their rooms.  How is watching someone in a state of undress in order to get excited not porn?
What's wrong with porn? I mean really, it's not like humans haven't always liked depictions of sexual behavior and admiring physical attrativness in other people.

Well, I can't answer for Doc, but personally, the idea of watching two strangers humping sickens me. Soft core parodies, on the other hand...

Cosmic Muse

Quote from: Sharktopus on March 20, 2010, 10:53:02 AM
Quote from: Tripe H. Redux on March 20, 2010, 08:14:23 AM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2010, 02:08:09 PM
What I mean is parents will give girls money to see movies that have shirtless guys in them and let them hang pictures of them in their rooms.  How is watching someone in a state of undress in order to get excited not porn?
What's wrong with porn? I mean really, it's not like humans haven't always liked depictions of sexual behavior and admiring physical attrativness in other people.

Well, I can't answer for Doc, but personally, the idea of watching two strangers humping sickens me. Soft core parodies, on the other hand...

Just like to say this, but I find the best porn happens inside one's imagination. It's not as much of a financial expense as well. Your imagination is free.
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

Relaxing Dragon

Quote from: Cosmic Muse on March 20, 2010, 01:58:48 PM
Quote from: Sharktopus on March 20, 2010, 10:53:02 AM
Quote from: Tripe H. Redux on March 20, 2010, 08:14:23 AM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2010, 02:08:09 PM
What I mean is parents will give girls money to see movies that have shirtless guys in them and let them hang pictures of them in their rooms.  How is watching someone in a state of undress in order to get excited not porn?
What's wrong with porn? I mean really, it's not like humans haven't always liked depictions of sexual behavior and admiring physical attrativness in other people.

Well, I can't answer for Doc, but personally, the idea of watching two strangers humping sickens me. Soft core parodies, on the other hand...

Just like to say this, but I find the best porn happens inside one's imagination. It's not as much of a financial expense as well. Your imagination is free.

It can also get very, very scary sometimes. But that's another matter altogether.

The biggest problem (well, not problem, more an observation) I think I have with this situation is as follows:


Cosmic Muse

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Quote from: Relaxing Dragon on March 20, 2010, 02:28:03 PM
[It can also get very, very scary sometimes. But that's another matter altogether.

You know, with all the weird, crazy X-rated fanfiction I've stumbled upon whilst searching for other things, I believe this. You haven't read everything until you've read hot, steamy G1 Transformers porn. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry at the oddness of it all.

Quote from: Relaxing Dragon on March 20, 2010, 02:28:03 PM
The biggest problem (well, not problem, more an observation) I think I have with this situation is as follows:



This is just so true.
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

Tripe

Quote from: Sharktopus on March 20, 2010, 10:53:02 AM
Quote from: Tripe H. Redux on March 20, 2010, 08:14:23 AM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2010, 02:08:09 PM
What I mean is parents will give girls money to see movies that have shirtless guys in them and let them hang pictures of them in their rooms.  How is watching someone in a state of undress in order to get excited not porn?
What's wrong with porn? I mean really, it's not like humans haven't always liked depictions of sexual behavior and admiring physical attrativness in other people.
Well, I can't answer for Doc, but personally, the idea of watching two strangers humping sickens me. Soft core parodies, on the other hand...
The Doc is more talking about the second of the elements that I described.

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Tripe H. Redux on March 20, 2010, 07:35:02 PM
Quote from: Sharktopus on March 20, 2010, 10:53:02 AM
Quote from: Tripe H. Redux on March 20, 2010, 08:14:23 AM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2010, 02:08:09 PM
What I mean is parents will give girls money to see movies that have shirtless guys in them and let them hang pictures of them in their rooms.  How is watching someone in a state of undress in order to get excited not porn?
What's wrong with porn? I mean really, it's not like humans haven't always liked depictions of sexual behavior and admiring physical attrativness in other people.
Well, I can't answer for Doc, but personally, the idea of watching two strangers humping sickens me. Soft core parodies, on the other hand...
The Doc is more talking about the second of the elements that I described.

And since when is enjoying the sight of a shirtless guy always "porn"?  Thought that was just "eye candy".

Tripe

It's not. However if he's going to define it thus I'd like to know what's wrong with that.

Sharktopus

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on March 20, 2010, 08:01:51 PM
Quote from: Tripe H. Redux on March 20, 2010, 07:35:02 PM
Quote from: Sharktopus on March 20, 2010, 10:53:02 AM
Quote from: Tripe H. Redux on March 20, 2010, 08:14:23 AM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2010, 02:08:09 PM
What I mean is parents will give girls money to see movies that have shirtless guys in them and let them hang pictures of them in their rooms.  How is watching someone in a state of undress in order to get excited not porn?
What's wrong with porn? I mean really, it's not like humans haven't always liked depictions of sexual behavior and admiring physical attrativness in other people.
Well, I can't answer for Doc, but personally, the idea of watching two strangers humping sickens me. Soft core parodies, on the other hand...
The Doc is more talking about the second of the elements that I described.

And since when is enjoying the sight of a shirtless guy always "porn"?  Thought that was just "eye candy".

It's called beefcake. And would it kill them to throw in some cheesecake, too? I hear Bryce Howard is in the next one...

Cosmic Muse

Quote from: Sharktopus on March 20, 2010, 10:53:02 AM
Well, I can't answer for Doc, but personally, the idea of watching two strangers humping sickens me. Soft core parodies, on the other hand...

I have to agree with you on this point. I'm not a voyeuristic person. There are just some things I think are better left out of the eyes of other people, things that are too intimately private. I feel uncomfortable seeing even people I know bumping uglies and I'd definitely not want anyone else watching me in that manner.
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

bratpop

Anne Rice is so last decade's Stephanie Meyer.

And Bryce Dallas Howard is a very manly woman's name. Albeit a gay manly, but still.

Cosmic Muse

Quote from: bratpop on March 23, 2010, 04:54:49 AM
And Bryce Dallas Howard is a very manly woman's name. Albeit a gay manly, but still.

Take that up with her dad, Ron Howard.
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

Bob

Quote from: Cosmic Muse on March 23, 2010, 04:58:48 AM
Quote from: bratpop on March 23, 2010, 04:54:49 AM
And Bryce Dallas Howard is a very manly woman's name. Albeit a gay manly, but still.

Take that up with her dad, Ron Howard.

They are related?   I did not know that.    Good thing she did not get any of Clint's looks.

stansimpson

Quote from: Bob on March 23, 2010, 05:06:16 AM
Quote from: Cosmic Muse on March 23, 2010, 04:58:48 AM
Quote from: bratpop on March 23, 2010, 04:54:49 AM
And Bryce Dallas Howard is a very manly woman's name. Albeit a gay manly, but still.

Take that up with her dad, Ron Howard.

They are related?   I did not know that.    Good thing she did not get any of Clint's looks.
Someone needs to photoshop that!  Stat!

Sharktopus

Quote from: stansimpson on March 23, 2010, 06:08:22 AM
Quote from: Bob on March 23, 2010, 05:06:16 AM
Quote from: Cosmic Muse on March 23, 2010, 04:58:48 AM
Quote from: bratpop on March 23, 2010, 04:54:49 AM
And Bryce Dallas Howard is a very manly woman's name. Albeit a gay manly, but still.

Take that up with her dad, Ron Howard.

They are related?   I did not know that.    Good thing she did not get any of Clint's looks.
Someone needs to photoshop that!  Stat!



Is that something you really want?

stansimpson

Quote from: Sharktopus on March 23, 2010, 06:16:09 AM
Quote from: stansimpson on March 23, 2010, 06:08:22 AM
Quote from: Bob on March 23, 2010, 05:06:16 AM
Quote from: Cosmic Muse on March 23, 2010, 04:58:48 AM
Quote from: bratpop on March 23, 2010, 04:54:49 AM
And Bryce Dallas Howard is a very manly woman's name. Albeit a gay manly, but still.

Take that up with her dad, Ron Howard.

They are related?   I did not know that.    Good thing she did not get any of Clint's looks.
Someone needs to photoshop that!  Stat!
...

Is that something you really want?
In a sick, twisted, and yet frightfully(!) hilarious way... yes.

And I think it's pretty funny that the image you used may be the most good looking Clint Howard has ever looked, rather than say...