What have we learned?

[Darth Geek]

I learned that Kristen Stewart has the charisma of a damn turnip!

Let me demonstrate:





One of these starred in this movie, can you guess which one?

Pbbbt, that's easy! It's the top one. The turnip has color to it. Now if it had been this:

then it's difficult to tell the difference.

[MSTJedi]

I learned that Kristen Stewart has the charisma of a damn turnip!

Let me demonstrate:





One of these starred in this movie, can you guess which one?

Pbbbt, that's easy! It's the top one. The turnip has color to it. Now if it had been this:

then it's difficult to tell the difference.

I don't know. I'm pretty sure Bella has hair. Now, put a wig on the peeled turnip and the resemblance is striking.

[Bob]

...But, that wasn't a female as much as an adrogenous castrated boy.

SPOILER PLEASE   

[Relaxing Dragon]

It's not a huge spoiler, actually, since she says it a few times throughout the movie. It's more one of those little character tidbits rather than a plot point.

[ShadowDog]

What do you know? Without the weird green filter (and goofy facial expressions), she's actually kinda attractive.

Maybe.  But not when she's shoving an entire bong down her gullet.

[bettertomorrowamy]

What do you know? Without the weird green filter (and goofy facial expressions), she's actually kinda attractive.

Maybe.  But not when she's shoving an entire bong down her gullet.

That's a pipe.

[Bob]

At least she is polite enough not to smoke inside.

God, what a moron!

[ShadowDog]

That's a pipe.

D'oh!  No wonder I was such a terrible drug abuser!

[PlayMSTie]

Drugs are like that.

(Somebody had to say it.)

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

What do you know? Without the weird green filter (and goofy facial expressions), she's actually kinda attractive.

Maybe.  But not when she's shoving an entire bong down her gullet.

"Dave Edward's Not Here, Man"

[THE QUEEN!!!]

I also learned that people who write dialogue for teenagers should maybe spend five minutes with a teenager first.... "I don't just surf the net" ----no one talk like that, you guys!

[Ayriana22]

What do you know? Without the weird green filter (and goofy facial expressions), she's actually kinda attractive.

Maybe.  But not when she's shoving an entire bong down her gullet.

"Dave Edward's Not Here, Man"

i would want to be as out of it as i possibly could if I was involved in such a piss-poor excuse for a movie like she was. Hell i'm surprised she wasn't downing bottles of Jack just to be to get through the day while they were filming.

[MSTJedi]

What do you know? Without the weird green filter (and goofy facial expressions), she's actually kinda attractive.

Maybe.  But not when she's shoving an entire bong down her gullet.

"Dave Edward's Not Here, Man"

i would want to be as out of it as i possibly could if I was involved in such a piss-poor excuse for a movie like she was. Hell i'm surprised she wasn't downing bottles of Jack just to be to get through the day while they were filming.

Actually, being stoned off her ass would explain quite a bit about her performance. The dazed, constantly confused look on her face throughout the whole thing wasn't bad acting, she was just baked.

[FBX]

she's hot in the movie actually. Maybe thats why I had trouble finding the rifftrax funny. Was too distracted...

[Darth Geek]

I did find her physically attractive (in a way that made me feel REALLY OLD), since I do go for pale women. But I don't go for stupid women, that's a big turn off right there.