What have we learned?

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

She'll always be the little girl in 'Panic Room' to me.

So, even though she's of age, seeing her as attractive still makes me think that Chris Hansen will be knocking on my door asking me to 'have a seat over there'. 

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

She'll always be the little girl in 'Panic Room' to me.

THAT's who that is?  God, she can't act now either!

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

She'll always be the little girl in 'Panic Room' to me.

THAT's who that is?  God, she can't act now either!

I think she was hitting the bong pretty hard even back then.  It saps your acting talent, I believe.

See McConaughey, Matthew.

[MSTJedi]

She'll always be the little girl in 'Panic Room' to me.

THAT's who that is?  God, she can't act now either!

I think she was hitting the bong pretty hard even back then.  It saps your acting talent, I believe.

See McConaughey, Matthew.

Does it also lead to chronic shirtlessness? 'Cause I wouldn't mind that so much in this case.

[ebeth]

I learned that it's perfectly reasonable to give up your entire life to a douche bag, treat your friends and family like crap, engage in suicidal behavior  AND be considered a role model.

I learned that Stephanie Myer has obviously never had an orgasm by the way she describes Bella and Edward's passionate embraces.

I learned that if I want to be a successful writer I should throw away any originality, sentence structure, and the ability to write coherently.

I also learned that watching this piece of shit has led me to drink more.

[Darth Geek]

I learned ebeth blames her drinking problem on Twilight.

[Ayriana22]

I say thats legit. 

[Hamdingers]

I learned that Sparklepire "Sparklies" make a faint "twinkly" noise, except when they don't

[THE QUEEN!!!]

I learned that Touch of Satan has a sister film

[ebeth]

I learned ebeth blames her drinking problem on Twilight.

I also blame my mother, the cancellation of Firefly, the lame ending of Life on Mars...well, really I blame everything

[Ayriana22]

I learned ebeth blames her drinking problem on Twilight.

I also blame my mother, the cancellation of Firefly, the lame ending of Life on Mars...well, really I blame everything

Again... a legitimate reason to drink away one's sorrows.... and the fact these Twilight books and movies were even thought of in the first place. The cancellation of Firefly calls for many shots... and possibly boxed wine... you know the shit has hit the fan when the boxed wine comes out

Oh well, bottoms up~!

[Darth Geek]

I learned ebeth blames her drinking problem on Twilight.

I also blame my mother, the cancellation of Firefly, the lame ending of Life on Mars...well, really I blame everything

Again... a legitimate reason to drink away one's sorrows.... and the fact these Twilight books and movies were even thought of in the first place. The cancellation of Firefly calls for many shots... and possibly boxed wine... you know the shit has hit the fan when the boxed wine comes out

Oh well, bottoms up~!

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

[kodiakthejuggler]

I learned that cocking your head a lot automatically makes you intimidating.
I learned that sparkling in the sun is about the lamest vampire convention ever! (aside from playing a rousing game of baseball)
**side thought - Vampires playing baseball... what's next? Their dogs playing poker?**
I learned that following up your thrilling conclusion by adding in a 20 minute prom sequence is like kicking someone in the head repeatedly with an iron boot when they're already down.
I learned that high school girls nowadays are actually drawn to the creepy weirdo who constantly gives them creepy stares and treats them like shit and sits only with his equally creepy brothers and sisters in the cafeteria. 'cause that's how kids get dates in the REAL WORLD.

I learned ebeth blames her drinking problem on Twilight.

I also blame my mother, the cancellation of Firefly, the lame ending of Life on Mars...well, really I blame everything

Again... a legitimate reason to drink away one's sorrows.... and the fact these Twilight books and movies were even thought of in the first place. The cancellation of Firefly calls for many shots... and possibly boxed wine... you know the shit has hit the fan when the boxed wine comes out

Oh well, bottoms up~!

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Well said, Homer! 

[gbeenie]

I learned that if you auction off Stephanie Meyer's home address on eBay, the winning bid of $651,517.28 will come from a user named whedon_008.

[gbeenie]

Alright, I've watched this movie/Riff....6 times now?  I've garnered a few new things.

1)  I think when the Biology teacher says, "Green is what?  Good", it is a reference to "Greed is good."  Not a GOOD reference, but, imitation...flattery.

2)  Laurant (black, dreadlocked, moob-showing vampire) says James is a great tracker and his hunting skills are beyond measure and he hasn't seen anything like him in his 300 years.  Yet, for such a good hunter, he's captured and defeated pretty easily.  HOW easily?  EDWARD (Mr. Sparkle) defeats him.

He is disrespectful to dirt.

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