What have we learned?

[Doctor Who?]

I learned ebeth blames her drinking problem on Twilight.

I also blame my mother, the cancellation of Firefly, the lame ending of Life on Mars...well, really I blame everything

Do you mean the British or American version of Life on mars?

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

2)  Laurant (black, dreadlocked, moob-showing vampire) says James is a great tracker and his hunting skills are beyond measure and he hasn't seen anything like him in his 300 years.  Yet, for such a good hunter, he's captured and defeated pretty easily.  HOW easily?  EDWARD (Mr. Sparkle) defeats him.

Hey....maybe it's like that old joke...dogs chase cars, but what are they going to do with one if they catch it?

Besides, tracking and hunting is one thing.  Self-defense is another.

BTW....did I mention that I learned that either the AMA figures that a medical license issued 100 or more years ago is just as good at one issued today....or it's really, really easy to get a fake one (and therefore get a job at a hospital and malpractice insurance - and they never check things like references).

[Lovye]

2)  Laurant (black, dreadlocked, moob-showing vampire) says James is a great tracker and his hunting skills are beyond measure and he hasn't seen anything like him in his 300 years.  Yet, for such a good hunter, he's captured and defeated pretty easily.  HOW easily?  EDWARD (Mr. Sparkle) defeats him.

Besides, tracking and hunting is one thing.  Self-defense is another.

Agreed!  But, he's caught offf guard when Edward comes.  Shouldn't he have smelled him or sensed him or something?

I guess, at the very least, WHY WAS AN ANTAGONIST INTRODUCED IF HE IS EASILY DISPOSED OF AT THE END AFTER BUILDING NO TENSION?!!!!

[Bob]

2)  Laurant (black, dreadlocked, moob-showing vampire) says James is a great tracker and his hunting skills are beyond measure and he hasn't seen anything like him in his 300 years.  Yet, for such a good hunter, he's captured and defeated pretty easily.  HOW easily?  EDWARD (Mr. Sparkle) defeats him.

Besides, tracking and hunting is one thing.  Self-defense is another.

Agreed!  But, he's caught offf guard when Edward comes.  Shouldn't he have smelled him or sensed him or something?

I guess, at the very least, WHY WAS AN ANTAGONIST INTRODUCED IF HE IS EASILY DISPOSED OF AT THE END AFTER BUILDING NO TENSION?!!!!

What are you talking about?    They had an epic battle that only ended when the castle fell on them..... oh wait, that was "Frankenstein vs. The Wolfman"...... never mind.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

2)  Laurant (black, dreadlocked, moob-showing vampire) says James is a great tracker and his hunting skills are beyond measure and he hasn't seen anything like him in his 300 years.  Yet, for such a good hunter, he's captured and defeated pretty easily.  HOW easily?  EDWARD (Mr. Sparkle) defeats him.

Besides, tracking and hunting is one thing.  Self-defense is another.

Agreed!  But, he's caught offf guard when Edward comes.  Shouldn't he have smelled him or sensed him or something?

He was too wrapped up in the torture porn he was filming with Bella...

I guess, at the very least, WHY WAS AN ANTAGONIST INTRODUCED IF HE IS EASILY DISPOSED OF AT THE END AFTER BUILDING NO TENSION?!!!!

Because he wasn't the source of the tension once Bella was bitten... Was she going to die?  Was Edward going to make her a vampire?

THE WHOLE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND BELLA!  DON'T YOU KNOW THAT???

[Rattrap007]

I learned that teenagers are the palest things on the planet. Albinos thank god they are not as pale as these kids. Good god.

I also learned that teens are angsty, emo, bored, and are never happy..

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

THE WHOLE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND BELLA!  DON'T YOU KNOW THAT???

but she's so average and clumsy... and so not special in any way

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

THE WHOLE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND BELLA!  DON'T YOU KNOW THAT???

but she's so average and clumsy... and so not special in any way

But she's brilliant....she read "Wuthering Heights"....   

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

BTW....little slow on this...

Evidently, airline security is such that you can't take bottled water on board a plane but they'll let you bring a cactus plant with you with all of it's needles still intact....and then there's some states that won't let you bring plants in....

But this is Bella after all.

I learned that Bella doesn't like "cold, wet things" but later she'll find Edward's cold marble touch exciting....

[Lovye]

I learned that Bella doesn't like "cold, wet things" but later she'll find Edward's cold marble touch exciting....

Good catch with the cactus.

Yes, but, his is a cold, dry touch.  It's not the lack of heat, it's the stupidity.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Yes, but, his is a cold, dry touch.  It's not the lack of heat, it's the stupidity.

Well, when we get to "Breaking Dawn" - where a human being somehow gets knocked up by vampire who has been dead for 100 years - we can talk about how somehow his man parts still had "cold, wet things"...?   

[gbeenie]

Thank you, PSCD. I was wondering what I should have for a snack after I get off work; now, I'm no longer hungry. 

[Lovye]

Yes, but, his is a cold, dry touch.  It's not the lack of heat, it's the stupidity.

Well, when we get to "Breaking Dawn" - where a human being somehow gets knocked up by vampire who has been dead for 100 years - we can talk about how somehow his man parts still had "cold, wet things"...?  

And WHY, if he has venom in his veins, as his saliva, and, is the fluid to get her pregnant, WHY doesn't it burn her like acid from the inside out?

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Yes, but, his is a cold, dry touch.  It's not the lack of heat, it's the stupidity.

Well, when we get to "Breaking Dawn" - where a human being somehow gets knocked up by vampire who has been dead for 100 years - we can talk about how somehow his man parts still had "cold, wet things"...?  

And WHY, if he has venom in his veins, as his saliva, and, is the fluid to get her pregnant, WHY doesn't it burn her like acid from the inside out?

Yeah...why doesn't absorbing that into her system start the change over to vampire for her?

Then again, we're looking for logic from these books....

[Doctor Who?]

Why are we still talking about the plot to Twilight.  It was written by a stupid sexist for stupid sexist.  It's like trying to figure out the plot logic to The Room.  The person behind it always wins because there is no logic and we just go mad trying to figure out something that isn't there.