Say something nice about the next poster...

[Hazzah]

But it only works with dimes.

The next poster is a HUGE fan of Verne Troyer.

[Junkyard]

I don't know who he is, and that allows me to love him.

The next poster once managed to convince the entire staff of a Chile's Resturant that they actually worked at Tumbleweed.

[AmazingThor]

But I had to convince them it was a Chili's again when I wanted the Awesome Blossom.

The next poster saved his whole platoon in Vietnam.

[Junkyard]

Not easy, for someone -12 years old!

The next poster shore smells purdy.

[daltysmilth]

Well, I should.  I just bathed last week.

The next poster knows a word that -- if uttered -- will cause all the ladies within a ten block radius to take off all their clothes.

[Junkyard]

I live in Wisconsin. That's not a GOOD thing.

The next poster ispired some of the greatest minds of our generation.

[Hazzah]

All of your are very welcome.

The next poster loves to disco with their pet.

[Junkyard]

You mean my disco duck? Rover's more into slam dancing.

The next poster can smell fear.

[Hazzah]

...not only that, it tastes like chicken!

The next poster invented vitamin C!

[Junkyard]

Don't be silly! I invented the orange.

The next poster has made nothing but positive changes with his time machine.

[Hazzah]

But for some reason, they STILL cancelled Quantum Leap!!

The next poster laughs at jokes just to make the teller feel better about themselves.

[Junkyard]

I give nothing but incredulous stares to traffic cops, however.

The next poster died gloriously in battle.

[daltysmilth]

My last words were "I'll die before I surrender, Tim."

The next poster drinks hot coffee through a straw.

[Junkyard]

I like plastic in my coffee, what can I say?

The next poster followed Forrest Gump's trail across America in a touching tribute.

[daltysmilth]

And it wasn't until afterwards that someone thought to tell me that Forrest Gump was a fictional character, not a real person.

The next poster personally tracked down Halle Berry and pinned her against the wall until she personally apologized for Die Another Day.