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[Johnny Unusual]

"The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right."
- Mark Twain

[Darth Geek]

"The less you know, the better off you are. Which, by my math, makes you invincible." - Isle of Rangoon

[Johnny Unusual]

I always had a repulsive sort of need to be something more than human. I felt very very puny as a human. I thought, "Fuck that. I want to be a superman."

- David Bowie

[Darth Geek]

"We are in a cyber-punk dystopia written by Douglas Adams." - Nash Bozard

[Johnny Unusual]

"It is fortunate that each generation does not comprehend its own ignorance. We are thus enabled to call our ancestors barbarous."
- Charles Dudley Warner

[WhyDontTheyLook]

"I've always been interested in people, but I've never liked them."

- W. Somerset Maugham

[Johnny Unusual]

"Such is the cruel physics of love, that those who crave it most will repel it, and only the dang rich get richer."

- Adventure Time

[WhyDontTheyLook]

"I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end."

- Fred Couples

[Johnny Unusual]

"I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit."

- Mitch Hedberg

[WhyDontTheyLook]

"Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved."

- Mark Twain

[Darth Geek]

"I think any time you take a Viagra you should hear The Touch playing and hear Optimus' voice saying "Arise Rodimus Prime."" - SF Debris

[WhyDontTheyLook]

"If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing."

- Kingsley Amis

[Johnny Unusual]

Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.
- Neil Gaiman, Sandman

[WhyDontTheyLook]

"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."

- Isaac Asimov

[Johnny Unusual]

IF YOU GO through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker. It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.

- Jack Handey