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[RandyMistie]

Also Batman and Bruce Wayne. Another example....

[Johnny Unusual]

"What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?"
George Eliot

[Darth Geek]

"The anti-abortionists consider masterbation murder and, in that case, I have a Pol Pot regime in my pants." - Frank Conniff

[Johnny Unusual]

"So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it."

Marge Gunderson, Fargo

[Johnny Unusual]

"I only write articles about blue muppet babies.  I guess you could call me a Gonzo journalist."

[LucasM]

[Pak-Man]

I saw a commercial on TV and it said, "Forget everything you know about slip covers." So I did, and it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slip covers and I didn't know what the hell they were. - Mitch Hedberg

[Johnny Unusual]

Forgot to attribute that last one I posted to the later Harris Wittles.

"I can never regret. I can feel sorrow, but it's not the same thing."
- The Last Unicorn

[Darth Geek]

"Yeah, Doctor Seuss on an angry pussy hunt. Strap in." - Patton Oswalt

[Johnny Unusual]

"It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech." ~ Mark Twain

[Darth Geek]

"Ready the acid magnet!" - The Monarch

[Johnny Unusual]

"People ask, "Why do you dress like a woman?" I don't dress like a woman. I dress like a drag queen."

-RuPaul

[Darth Geek]

"People ask, "Why do you dress like a woman?" I don't dress like a woman. I dress like a drag queen."

-RuPaul

That reminds me of this great quote from Eddie Izzard:

"They're not women's clothes. They're my clothes. I bought them."

[LucasM]

"We started out at one point talking about how evolution involves creating ever greater circles of empathy: You belong to your family, then you belong to your tribe, then two tribes link up and now you have empathy for your people on this side of the river, and you're against the people on the other side of the river... on and on through villages, cities, states and nations... So what if a more literal form of empathy could be triggered in eight individuals around the planet... who suddenly became mentally aware of each other, able to communicate as directly as if they were in the same room. How would they react? What would they do? ... What does it mean? And what would the world think about people with this ability? Would they embrace it, or hunt them down...? It would give us a perfect platform to do a show that was loaded with action, big ideas, some amazing stunts that no one's done before, and play to a planetary audience."

—J. Michael Straczynski, co-creator (with The Wachowskis) of Sense8 [now on Netflix  ]

[The Lurker]

 "'No! No!' they all screamed. 'Not that! Anything but that!' But it was that."
-The Creeping Horror of the Dark Doorstep