The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

[Russell AKA Soguru]

We need your help Star Fox! Dogs are evolving far too rapidly!!!!
or
We need your help Star Fox! We need another bassist for the General Pepper's lonely hearts club band!

[Johnny Unusual]

I know it's a car, but it could easily be something you put over an electrical socket so that toddlers won't get to it.

[Darth Geek]

The Schick Electric Razer car!

[Johnny Unusual]

Could God make an ice cream so big that even he wouldn't finish it?

[LucasM]

Could God make an ice cream so big that even he wouldn't finish it?

And if God tried to eat it too quickly, would God get deity-freeze?

[The Lurker]

[Russell AKA Soguru]

Gahhhh! Demon Cat!!! Get it away! Get it away!!!!

[mojoplasma]

SHHhhhhh... I hear a mouse.... In the next county....

[mojoplasma]

You remind me of someone...

[Quantum Vagina]

I'm pretty sure that that cat played Ross in Friends.

[Darth Geek]

Pyramid Head's death car!

[Johnny Unusual]

Uh oh, someone smells like the bog of eternal stench.

[Darth Geek]

Fuck you, bitch. I found Waldo, I'm keeping him!

[Johnny Unusual]

I think Patrick Stewart is beginning to strip in his picture.

[The Lurker]