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The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

Started by AvestheFox, September 02, 2006, 10:42:25 AM

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SmilinJackRoss

#255
September 28, 2006, 08:56:51 AM


Yeah, they do feel real....



This book will show you that wearing your pants on your head is not only comfortable, it's great for your circulation, helps fight gum disease, and is stylish too.
Heated Seats iRiffs: Touched by an Angel | Marked for Death | Runaway | Heated Shorts (shorts collection)

David

#256
September 28, 2006, 09:58:12 AM
1. Get back in my speedos, you two!

2. Pay no attention to the man behind the silly moustache.

Ivan Druzhkov

#257
September 28, 2006, 10:43:48 AM

Ah, my dry cleaning's done!


[hushed, Servoian tone]Welcome to "Reading With Conceptual Artists".  Today, ultra-progressive Manhattan video artist "6 fresh" reads the L. Frank Baum classic, "The Wizard of Oz".[/hushed, Servoian tone]

Fingal

#258
September 28, 2006, 12:40:06 PM



Vulvan mind meld my ass..where the hell is my ice pick?



Sean Penn in:  I am Sam 2: Book time for Hubris
I have to tingal.

Petey Wheatstraw

#259
September 28, 2006, 01:01:07 PM

"Ugh! Now I've got to wash my hand after it's been in that thing!"


"I've been saying 'Cheese' for over an hour. When are you going to take the picture so I can stop holding this thing?"
This iRiff will only be on sale for another few hours. Get it while it's cheap!

sarcasm_made_Easy

#260
September 28, 2006, 08:33:02 PM
1:  the worlds first boy in a bubble sumo match

2:  my book "so you want to be a drifter" is not only informational it also only costs two shopping carts full of used cans.  I dont know how i could make this deal any lower.

AvestheFox

#261
October 01, 2006, 11:15:28 AM
Next photo, in courtesy of Trantulas

CAROT TOP!

Tarantulas

#262
October 01, 2006, 12:01:01 PM
He's changed his name to "CaROID Top"

canzona

#263
October 01, 2006, 12:21:21 PM
Quote from: Avesfoxy on October 01, 2006, 11:15:28 AM
Next photo, in courtesy of Trantulas

CAROT TOP!



Now we know the carpet matches the drapes. Now that you've seen it, you can't unsee it.

sarcasm_made_Easy

#264
October 01, 2006, 03:12:48 PM
uh, i guess he is planning his revenge on mr nelson for all the slams he has received.

Bipolar:Bear

#265
October 01, 2006, 04:23:47 PM
Ladies and Gentelmen, welome to the prop comic face off!
In this corner we have Joel "Mstiefier"" Hodgson.
And in this corner we have ... well, I don't know what that is!
"When you do things right, people won't know if you've done anything at all." -  God, or maybe some ancient computer that collided with God.

AvestheFox

#266
October 01, 2006, 04:28:25 PM
Quote from: Bi.Polar.Bear on October 01, 2006, 04:23:47 PM
Ladies and Gentelmen, welome to the prop comic face off!
In this corner we have Joel "Mstiefier"" Hodgson.
And in this corner we have ... well, I don't know what that is!

ZING!

XD

Road_Element

#267
October 01, 2006, 04:37:00 PM Last Edit: October 01, 2006, 04:45:24 PM by Road_Element
Quote from: Avesfoxy on October 01, 2006, 11:15:28 AM
Next photo, in courtesy of Trantulas

CAROT TOP!



Mr Carot Top working out for his next Stand-up competition. Where he will literally crush his appointees.

Bipolar:Bear

#268
October 01, 2006, 05:51:49 PM
A stoned Carrot Top poses for Time Magazine's "Man of the Year" Award.
"When you do things right, people won't know if you've done anything at all." -  God, or maybe some ancient computer that collided with God.

Variety of Cells

#269
October 01, 2006, 06:28:04 PM
His full name is actually Carrottop Beefmiddle Brothbottom, or Stew for short.
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