The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

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Here's one.

[ScottotD]

do not eat the brown acid.

[Tarantulas]

You take the blue pill and the story ends.
You wake in your bed and you believe
whatever you want to believe.

You take the red pill and you stay
in Wonderland, and I show you how
deep the rabbit-hole goes.

also, it tastes like snausberrys.

[AvestheFox]

Look, maw! I found the brain of America!

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

Look, maw! I found the brain of America

oooh a low blow, but funny.  so im gonna play off it.

look maw, i found the UN's courage.

[Joe Don Faker]

"I have the very model of a modern major molecule!"

[WouTar]

Ah, the Seventies... a time where you could still accept pills and candy from strangers with weird hats... T'was a simpler time.

[AvestheFox]

For our next photo, we have a VERY special guest.

Ladies and Gents, please welcome Eric WallASS, the man who apposed Mike Nelson and MST

Go gentle on him now, he's new here on our *ahem* Riff Thread.. so give him.. a... warm.. welcome

[mumble] Serios sci-fi my behind! [/mumble]

[AvestheFox]

<After silence, and the sound of crickets chirping>

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Wallace, but the audience just cant seem to find anything funny about you.
(really, folks, I feel I should owe you all an apology for such an unfunny picture -_o)

So, for our next picture, (to mak up for that mistake made just now) I will like to introduce the first ever picture grouping... That's right.. three to four pictures in one post for everyone's riffing pleasure!

the rule about submitting a picture grouping is that the pictures have to all be from a special sequence, or scene.. they can not be pictures completely random from each other!

for this first Picture Group, I'd like to have a take on Cartoon Spock's secret heartfelt desires for Cartoon
Nurse Chapel







also to acompany this grouping is a bit of Audio

http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/trek/mudds_passion/mudds_passion_sweet_summary.mp3

Have at it, riffers!

[WouTar]

You could at least given us some time for that Wallace guy! My riff would go something like:

Well, I'm sorry Mr. Wallace but after this little meeting we have come to the conclusion that you know absolutely nothing about Sci-fi and going to request the government that you'll have your testicles removed surgically.

[Joe Don Faker]

"Oh, Spock!  I see your ears aren't the only things on you that are pointy!"



"It seems the prescription I gave you for 3, 4 methylenedioxymethylamphetamine is beginning to take effect."



"Enough people have erroneously referred to me as "Dr. Spock" over the years... finding a way to use that confusion to my advantage was only logical."

[AvestheFox]

You could at least given us some time for that Wallace guy! My riff would go something like:

Well, I'm sorry Mr. Wallace but after this little meeting we have come to the conclusion that you know absolutely nothing about Sci-fi and going to request the government that you'll have your testicles removed surgically.

hehe, sorry out that

your riff was funny, still

carry on!

[Tarantulas]

Mr. Spock in "So.. SO Wrong..."



Sit on my lap little girl college age girl!



Breathe deeply from this ether soaked hanky...



God I love date rape!

[Tarantulas]

What exactly did this guy have to lie about on his SAG form to get a "screenwriter" credit?

It's cute.. he's against something he dosen't like because it calls out what he does..

[WouTar]

Next pic, I guess?