Say something nice about the next poster...

[Nick]

Madness? THIS IS HORSE!!!!

The Next Poster saved 300 people from watching the Horror that is Norbit.

[solidgear]

Would have saved more if traffic wasn't so bad

The next person defeated Chuck Norris in a roundhouse kicking contest

[AmazingThor]

But he got me back in the leg wrestling tournament.
The next person slept with all the Golden Girls. At once.

[msmpls]

Who knew Rue McClanahan could do that with her....nevermind.
The next person hugged all the evil out of the Republican National Convention

[Cibernético II]

I smelled like Stetson, marlboros, and brisket for weeks.

The next person recently had a wild night out that ended in punching the clown. (no, I mean an actual clown)

[Hazzah]

Damn dickweed clown deserved it too!!


The next poster once had an affair with a circus sideshow freak.

[CagedReality]

Once you got past the beard, she wasn't actually that bad.

The next person used a time machine to go back to WWII and gave Hitler a swift kick to the sweets.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

And then had a threesome with an SS officer's wife and daughter.

The next person doesn't post at The Agony Booth.com.

[RobtheBarbarian]

I don't. 

The person below me saved a kitten from a cosplay convention.

[Hazzah]

Yeah, but I tossed said kitty in the other direction...toward a busy freeway....




The next poster once laughed until they peed their pants.

[solidgear]

You would too if you saw John Goodman naked.

I heard the next guy has more bling then Liberace

[AmazingThor]

I did until Mr. T sent that cease and desist letter.
The next person is a robot from the future sent to kill Ryan Seacrest.

[Hazzah]

Hi, I'm Brian Dunkelman...and I'm a miserable failure.


The next poster is nice enough to buy bags of cheetos for the homeless.

[Cibernético II]

I took them all back because I realized they all had higher than average blood pressure.

The next poster has a really hot mom. And she makes him/her kind of embarrassed

[AmazingThor]

She constantly has a fever, its so humiliating.

The next poster was once mistaken for Mario Lopez.