Scandal!

[Johnny Unusual]

OK, here's the game.  Often, we are disappointed in people (celebrities usually) involved in scandal.  Here we make up scandals for so far unscandalous people (real or fiction) or even objects and abstract concepts.

For example,

Mike Nelson

Broke many child labor laws with those robots!  By the show's end, they were only 10!

Next

John Candy

[modelmeg]

Secretly wore a fat suit to keep up character and cover his rippling abs!

Next: Betty White

[Johnny Unusual]

Is, in fact, not an actual person, but is a sentient meme.  Her appearances are in fact a simulation, like the movie S1mone.  This doesn't seem so bad, but despite her pro-animal stance, she must eat LOLcats to survive.

Next: Superman

[Darth Geek]

Is actually from IOWA!


Next: Christopher Walken

[Locuststakethesky]

Is a beekeeper.

Next:  Kristen Stewart

[Locuststakethesky]

Just realized she doesn't really fit the theme...sorry.  Use her or pick something new if you want to get back on track.

[modelmeg]

Is really an automaton. Blinking recharges her batteries.

Oh wait, everyone already knows that right?


Next: Kevin Murphy!

[WeatherServo9]

The beard is fake!

Next: chocolate chip cookies

[Johnny Unusual]

She doesn't care how you feel about her.  She doesn't really, really care how you feel about her.

Next: Torgo

[Pak-Man]

Faked the knee thing to get out of hauling luggage. (It didn't work.)

ALF

[Kete]

Not actually born on Melmac, but in Kenya.

Alex Trebek

[JP]

His mustache actually left him after years of domestic abuse.

Next:  Sting (the musician/actor)

[modelmeg]

All the tantric sex he brags about? Just long, lonely masturbation sessions.



Next: Stephen Colbert

[Johnny Unusual]

May not be who he claims to be, and may, in fact, be mocking pundits and politicians.  Shocking!

Next: Jon Stewart

[RoninFox]

Was actually murdered at the begining of the Summer.  The man we just saw return to The Daily Show is actually John Oliver after perfecting his John Stewart flesh suit.

Next:  Clint Eastwood