Scandal!

[Johnny Unusual]

Completely misrepresenting that chair's side of the argument.

Next: Maine

[Darth Geek]

Actually a really nice place to go. They made a HUGE mistake hiring that Stephen King guy as their PR agent.


Next: Mr. Rogers

[Johnny Unusual]

Didn't actually want to be your neighbor.  It's not like he didn't exactly like you, but do you know how unfeasible it would be for him to be the neighbor of everyone he propositioned?

Next: Victor Hugo

[UncleDesmond]

Les Miserables was originally about unhappy women who love each other until the publisher said "Non".

Next: Peter Graves

[Johnny Unusual]

Was canned after the controversial Biography episode "James Arness: Ugly and Stupid."

Also, on the set of Parts: The Clonus Horror he stole some clone livers.

Next: The Chiquita Banana lady

[Darth Geek]

She had a torrid affair with Johnny Appleseed.


Next: RVR II

[Johnny Unusual]

Really he's RVR Jr, but he wanted to sound important.

Next: Love

[Johnny Unusual]

Using strong-armed tactics, muscled the farm report out of the top spot of most popular kids show.

Next: Daft Punk

[RoninFox]

How do you know they're not making faces at you behind those things!

Next:  Star Trek II:  The Wrath of Khan

[Johnny Unusual]

In actuality, Spock choked on his own vomit.

Next: iTunes