The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

[Petey Wheatstraw]

"Alright, which one of you little orange-faced bastards keeps sticking gum under my desk?"

[Tarantulas]

Hey!  I found your brain, Mr. President!

[mrbasehart]

Gene Wilder was the most unsual crack dealer Richard Pryor had ever encountered.

[Joe Don Faker]

"What Slugworth wouldn't give to get his hands on one of these...! 
...And what I wouldn't give to get my hands on Slugworth...mmm...."

[WouTar]

'Touch this, and I'll murder you. Now let's move on...'

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

he showing them all how much joy the remake of this movie will bring the world.

[Tarantulas]

Lets bump this game up...

NEW RULES:  You must come up with a riff for BOTH pictures... Simple enough right?



"The new VR Katamari Damacy game is pretty darn good"



"You must milk the cat daily as that it produces the antidote to the poison coursing through your veins...."

NOTE:  Be sure to quote this when it rolls over to a new page.

[AvestheFox]

think that's funny.. you should see him when the wind picks up

[Petey Wheatstraw]

"Wait 'til I get my hands on my little brother and teach him a lesson for messing with the Krazy Glue!"

"Yeah, I got tired of feeding it and cleaning out its litter box, so I decided to solve both problems..."

[Joe Don Faker]

"This is your last chance, Missy. After this, there is no turning back.

You take the blue tube -- the story ends, you wake up in your litterbox with a catnip hangover and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red tube -- you stay in Meowmeowland and I show you in which cabinet all the treats are kept."

[Tarantulas]

"I've heard of Tank Cat, but this is rediculous"

[WouTar]

The Horror at Inflateables Beach!


The King and Queen of Cheese is at it again! CATCHEESE!

[DeevFactor]

What ballpark vendors do during their day at the beach.

The Japanese are experimenting with enlarging harmless pets yet again!

[mrbasehart]

Little Jesse was very afraid of drowning.




Introducing the new way to power your car: The Cattery!

[AvestheFox]

sorry about the lack of photos, folks... I'm not yet ready to let this thread die (it was my birth on these forums after all) so here's the next two photos for riffing: