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What Would You rather do than See The New Twilight Movie?

Started by shodan, November 16, 2011, 06:59:55 PM

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Darth Geek

Early reviews have indicated that all of the interesting aspects of the final book are glossed over.


Prince of Space 5049

Quote from: Darth Geek on November 17, 2011, 09:18:59 AM
Early reviews have indicated that all of the interesting aspects of the final book are glossed over.

"Interesting" aspects?? ???
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Tripe

Oh yeah, Breaking Dawn is a riot. A blackout inducing shag-fest, bone shattering stripper monikered hellspawn, oral caesarian featuring riot. It almost skirts Awesome* and, if it weren't for the poorness of the prose, you'd almost think she farmed out the writing to somebody else.

The fact that they might deemphasize those parts makes me a very sad panda indeed, this one I might have considered actually watching.

*Though not, I assume, in the way she would have wanted it to.

Tyrant

I'd rather listen toJustin Beiber and Rebecca Black. At the same time.

Darth Geek



Russell

Quote from: Darth Geek on November 17, 2011, 01:49:26 PM
Quote from: Tyrant on November 17, 2011, 12:21:35 PM
I'd rather listen toJustin Beiber and Rebecca Black. At the same time.

That's brilliant actually because according to complex theoretical musical mechanics, the suckiness of each one might cancel each other out!

Compound

Quote from: Tyrant on November 17, 2011, 12:21:35 PM
I'd rather listen toJustin Beiber and Rebecca Black. At the same time.

I'm now tempted to do a remix of that. Hmmm....

Russell


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Quote from: RVR II on November 17, 2011, 05:56:20 PM
Bad Anais, BAD!! >:(

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JimJ

Quote from: Tyrant on November 17, 2011, 12:21:35 PM
I'd rather listen toJustin Beiber and Rebecca Black. At the same time.

Delete this post before someone from the NFL sees it and they make that the next Super Bowl halftime show!  :gouge:

Anyway, I'm considering seeing this bitch in the theater.  The Twilight films are some of the best mainstream "so bad it's good" fare around these days.  Might try and sneak in after seeing something good (J. Edgar maybe), don't know if I could stand the shame of ordering a ticket.

sarcasm_made_Easy

It is already booked for this year man.  Just pray for no wardrobe malfunctions.

Russell

Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on November 17, 2011, 08:30:03 PM
It is already booked for this year man.  Just pray for no wardrobe malfunctions.
I'd be more worried about somebody in the audience sniping them from a distance. Worried? What am I saying?