What Would You rather do than See The New Twilight Movie?

[shodan]

be force fed raw snails.

[Darth Geek]

I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear

I'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a road killed skunk and down it with beer

[Prince of Space 5049]

 

[shodan]

would that beer be bud american ale?

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches
Or shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms
In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..

I'd rather jump naked on huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue
I'd dive in a swimming pool filled with
Double-edged razor blades


I'd rather rip my heart
Right out of my ribcage
With my bare hands
And throw it on the floor and
Stomp on it till
I die....

[D.B. Barnes]

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches
Or shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms
In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..

I'd rather jump naked on huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue
I'd dive in a swimming pool filled with
Double-edged razor blades


I'd rather rip my heart
Right out of my ribcage
With my bare hands
And throw it on the floor and
Stomp on it till
I die....

Is that by Keats?

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

By a modern lyricist of pure genius.

[shodan]

i would rather do every stunt in all 3 jackass movies.

[Darth Geek]

I would rather...pay $3.99 for the Rifftrax when it comes out.

[shodan]

I would rather...pay $3.99 for the Rifftrax when it comes out.

DEAR GOD MAN THERE ARE SOME LINES YOU JUST DONT CROSS!

[Artie]

I would rather watch a marathon of The Room, Santa & The Ice Bunny, and The Star Wars Holiday Special - unriffed.

Another question:
If you had to choose which movie to watch - Jack and Jill or Twilight?

[D.B. Barnes]

I would rather watch a marathon of The Room, Santa & The Ice Bunny, and The Star Wars Holiday Special - unriffed.

Another question:
If you had to choose which movie to watch - Jack and Jill or Twilight?

Twilight, hands down! There's a certain kind of garbage you can laugh at, and then there's a certain kind of garbage that can laugh at you.

[MSTJedi]

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches
Or shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms
In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..

I'd rather jump naked on huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue
I'd dive in a swimming pool filled with
Double-edged razor blades


I'd rather rip my heart
Right out of my ribcage
With my bare hands
And throw it on the floor and
Stomp on it till
I die....

Is that by Keats?

Ah, that old chestnut . . .

[Compound]

Eh, I'm kinda looking forward to it.

No seriously, Breaking Dawn is the Twilight novel that goes completely insane. It'll be interesting to see the casual fans' reaction to it, especially the parts in the concluding film.

[Tripe]

Yeah this one might be fun, there's a tooth based caesarian in it fer Pan's sake.