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Started by mojoplasma, April 06, 2011, 02:37:45 PM

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Doctor Who?

#45
July 04, 2011, 09:29:47 AM
Quote from: daltysmilth on July 04, 2011, 09:07:07 AM
FEMALE CHARACTER IN A SITCOM:  What my husband said was extremely insensitive!  On the other hand, maybe I'm overreacting.  Maybe I'm just taking things out of context.  Perhaps I should consider his side of the story before I make any rash judgements.

:D :clap: :clap: :clap:

I would pay good money to see that happen.

CrowTeeRobot

#46
July 05, 2011, 07:07:04 AM
Any character played by Shia Labeouf: No! (Only once)
-Luke

"Most people skip spraying themselves in adhesive and rolling around in crepe hair, but I want to do it right." -Rob, regarding a Zardoz costume

Dim of the Yard

#47
July 07, 2011, 12:55:24 PM
Guybrush Threepwood: Oh, screw being a pirate. I knew I should have taken that job selling fine leather jackets.

UncleDes

#48
July 16, 2011, 04:57:28 PM
Elric's sword Stormbringer: "Just a cheese sandwich for me"

UncleDes

#49
July 16, 2011, 04:59:12 PM
Guys: "Got a HUGE apology to make here...turns out it's GERMAN where you put the verb at the end. Christ, what a plonker I've been!"

Darth Geek

#50
July 23, 2011, 08:20:00 AM
Skids and Mudflap - "Seeing as how we can turn into any goddamn thing we want, lets net rid of our gold buck toothed big eared faces and stop speaking in these horribly offensive stereotype voices."

Optimus Prime - "Sam, you are annoying and uselesss." *squish*

UncleDes

#51
July 23, 2011, 01:15:18 PM
Conor Macleod: "THERE CAN BE ONLY ...look, frankly, there's probably fuckin' thousands of us..."

Bus Taker

#52
July 24, 2011, 02:27:39 AM
Xena - Warrior Princes: "Whatever you want honey..."
"I can't complain but sometimes I still do, life's been good to me so far." - Joe Walsh

UncleDes

#53
July 27, 2011, 02:59:24 PM
King Leonidas: "TONIGHT WE DINE AT DENNY'S!!!"

Dim of the Yard

#54
July 27, 2011, 08:31:59 PM
Quote from: UncleDes on July 27, 2011, 02:59:24 PM
King Leonidas: "TONIGHT WE DINE AT DENNY'S!!!"

I'm actually 99% certain that was a direct quote from the movie.

daltysmilth

#55
July 27, 2011, 09:47:28 PM
VOLDEMORT:  You know, I've been thinking.  I've focused so much attention on this Harry Potter character that I've kinda lost sight of the bigger picture.  I've got my body back, dozens of loyal followers, control of the whole wizarding world... well control of wizarding Great Britain anyway... I mean, I think I've got it pretty good right now.  If I go after Potter, maybe I'll kill him, but maybe he'll kill me.  I think the next time I see him, I'll just call a truce.
CROW:  (Sinisterly) The Secret Government Eggo Project...
--Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

"Jason, Chess is a game of chance."
-- My friend Shawn to my friend Jason upon being defeated at a game of Chess.

http://gh.ffshrine.org?r=112104

SJP

#56
July 27, 2011, 10:54:03 PM
Henry Rearden from Atlas Shrugged: "One word...plastics."

Doc Brown: "Where are my glasses?  Marty, we've got to go back...TO THE SIZZLER!"
One Man Band Riffs.  18 riffs, over 600 served, since 2009.

LucasM

#57
July 28, 2011, 02:09:17 AM
Said without stress and long delays to their female lead by a male in any film with a romantic element either as a subplot or main plot, in either comedy or action genre:  "I love you."
To dispel some of the misconceptions about head injuries you have developed from watching movies and TV, I wrote this: ...Some Information on Head Injury Effects

sarcasm_made_Easy

#58
July 28, 2011, 11:41:50 AM
Quote from: SJP on July 27, 2011, 10:54:03 PM
Henry Rearden from Atlas Shrugged: "One word...plastics."

Doc Brown: "Where are my glasses?  Marty, we've got to go back...TO THE SIZZLER!"

heh nice atlas shrugged

UncleDes

#59
July 29, 2011, 04:19:36 PM
The Prisoner: "I am a number"
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