Re: Things Fictional Characters would Never Say....

[RoninFox]

The Punisher:  "Well, okay.  Since you're sorry, I'll let you go, but don't you rape anyone else!"

[Johnny Unusual]

Ghostface:  "Do you like the Big Lebowski?  What, you haven't seen it yet?  Aw, man, we gotta rent that shit, dude!"

[daltysmilth]

SPOCK:  Screw the needs of the many!  What about my needs?!!

[UncleDes]

Bones: "He's alive and well, Jim! Looks like I finally count as a doctor after all."

[Darth Geek]

Redshirt: "YAAAAY! I survived!"

[RoninFox]

Kermit the Frog:  "We have a guest today, but I'm not that enthusiastic about him."

[daltysmilth]

Kermit the Frog:  "We have a guest today, but I'm not that enthusiastic about him."

[Johnny Unusual]

Sam the Eagle: "Welcome to the Rainbow Gathering!  Peace is possible in our lifetime!"

[UncleDes]

Fozzie the Bear: "I have a derived a simple but elegant way of demonstrating Euler's therorem that even a Kindergartener could fathom."

[Darth Geek]

Gonzo: "I think I'd like to just do something simple and basic."

[LucasM]

Animal:  "Good evening.  It is a pleasure to see you all.  Now, if you will indulge me just for a moment, I will play Brahms' lullaby lightly on the percussion for you."

[Darth Geek]

Beaker: "Fuck you, Honeydew! Do these dangerous experiments yourself!"

[LucasM]

Swedish Chef:  "Good evening.  It is a pleasure to see you all.  Tonight, I will be preparing Lobster Thermidor using a cognac with an absolutely beautiful bouquet.  Shall we begin?"

[Dim of the Yard]

Roger Wilco - Whoa, that looks dangerous! I'd better not do that. Wouldn't want to get myself killed over here!

[D.B. Barnes]

Statler: "That was fucking brilliant!"

Waldorf: "Best...sketch...ever."