The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

[Tarantulas]

"Who does a KISS theme for prom these days?"

"Kelly Osborne finaly got married it seems."

[AvestheFox]

When Marilin Manson becomes president of the United States, all freaks of nature will finally have marriage rights.

[SaucyRossy]

Guy
"I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real."

Girl
"I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight."

[MoralThreat]

I can't believe he looks better in make up then I do.

[WouTar]

It looks like his earphones are plugged into some kind of ancient portable 8-track player...

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

what happened to al gore and tipper after the 2001 election fiasco.

[AvestheFox]

Next picture:

[mrbasehart]

What's Vigo doing with his left arm?

[JonnyFrag]

Lord of the Rings: Special Crazy Cat Lady Edition


now I have to buy it for the 17th time

[JonnyFrag]

The 'Hang in there baby' poster people led the offensive against the 'You want it when?' poster people in the Great Annoying Office Signs Battle at Beydon Hill.

Of course, history tells up that the Motivational Word poster faction seized power and many were forced into focus group meetings and writing vision statements.

[Joe Don Faker]

I'm not sure I like the way they've updated He-Man.

[WouTar]

"And so it was that with a great valiance that the mighthy warrior rode his faithful pussycat into battle..."

Pure Tolkien right there.

[SmilinJackRoss]

Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to Aragorn, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". He said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"

[jedi2187]

"It's Toonsis, the Hobbit-eating cat!"

[Sharktopus]

New Line Entertainment
and
Walt Disney Pictures
present
Viggo Mortensen
in
The Lord Of The Rings
Episode 4
The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe