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How Many Sex Scenes Does the Movie Need?

Started by Insert Coin(s) to Continue, June 18, 2009, 12:05:53 PM

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gbeenie

Quote from: Moca Java on April 21, 2010, 07:30:26 PM
Quote from: Imrahil on April 15, 2010, 09:30:28 PM
Quote from: Moca Java on April 15, 2010, 06:38:43 PM
Quote from: Nergol on June 29, 2009, 06:26:03 PM
By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?

They looked too perky to me when she was laying on her back, I thought the same thing.

Wasn't she 18 or 19 when they filmed it?  It's a magical age for boobage.

Ah yes, I seem to recall having pretty epic boobage at that age.

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emory

Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on April 15, 2010, 09:36:08 PM
Quote from: Imrahil on April 15, 2010, 09:30:28 PM
Quote from: Moca Java on April 15, 2010, 06:38:43 PM
Quote from: Nergol on June 29, 2009, 06:26:03 PM
By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?

They looked too perky to me when she was laying on her back, I thought the same thing.

Wasn't she 18 or 19 when they filmed it?  It's a magical age for boobage.

One more sex scene was shot I heard, but Lisa threw up during it.

Partially digested pizza everywhere.

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: emory on May 07, 2010, 09:15:09 PM
Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on April 15, 2010, 09:36:08 PM
Quote from: Imrahil on April 15, 2010, 09:30:28 PM
Quote from: Moca Java on April 15, 2010, 06:38:43 PM
Quote from: Nergol on June 29, 2009, 06:26:03 PM
By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks that Lisa's beautiful, sexy boobies are fakearoos, am I?

They looked too perky to me when she was laying on her back, I thought the same thing.

Wasn't she 18 or 19 when they filmed it?  It's a magical age for boobage.

One more sex scene was shot I heard, but Lisa threw up during it.

Partially digested pizza everywhere.

And birthday cake....

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Quote from: Bob on June 21, 2009, 09:36:25 AM
Quote from: RockSiren on June 21, 2009, 09:25:00 AM
The thing is, I applaud Wiseau's inclusion of male nudity in a film...JUST NOT HIS!!!!!!!

Hey, at least it wasn't Denny.



Hey, Denny's technically legal, and he can't be as pale and withered as Wiseau.
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Ah, reading this thread brings back memories.

Specifically, the time I was showing this Riff to a friend and she threw a sofa cushion at the TV, screaming:

"Learn some new positions, DAMMIT!"
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Quote from: doctorhu on July 28, 2010, 02:40:45 PM
Ah, reading this thread brings back memories.

Specifically, the time I was showing this Riff to a friend and she threw a sofa cushion at the TV, screaming:

"Learn some new positions, DAMMIT!"

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Quote from: doctorhu on July 28, 2010, 02:40:45 PM
Ah, reading this thread brings back memories.

Specifically, the time I was showing this Riff to a friend and she threw a sofa cushion at the TV, screaming:

"Learn some new positions, DAMMIT!"
He doesn't know the positions he's trying to do.