Favorite Lines

[stansimpson]

Mike (as Jake): "That's right people I'm Turuk Makto, The Beastmaster, Quisatz Haderach... whatever the hell, I'm the guy."

Here's to hoping this is foreshadowing a Riff on Dune in the near future.

If they ever do riff Dune, I hope they reference RVR II.

Same here.  That'd be epic.

[boingoneelie]

Sully (to dragon) "Let's Dance!"

Mike: "The dragon just rolled its eyes"

[emory]

"That's the same face I made after watching Birdemic."

YES! They've seen Birdemic. Now we wait....

[kjpod]

Sigourney: "What's wrong with this picture?"
Kevin: "Check RottenTomatoes.com, honey."

[spaceforarent]

"That's the same face I made after watching Birdemic."

YES! They've seen Birdemic. Now we wait....

Wait until it actually has a widely available dvd release? Or at least any kind of available dvd release?

[TTYT]

"That's the same face I made after watching Birdemic."

YES! They've seen Birdemic. Now we wait....

Wait until it actually has a widely available dvd release? Or at least any kind of available dvd release?

http://www.amazon.com/BIRDEMIC-Whitney-Caster-Colton-Osborne/dp/B0024NL906

http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Birdemic_Shock_and_Terror/70135299

Back to funny lines!

"The new Ford Explorer has gotten even more gigantic and impractical!"

"Why'd I eat onions? Augh!"

"If that truck transforms into a giant robot with John Turturro underneath its scrotum, I'm leaving."

"Do not question my logic or metaphysics, recruits!"

"I wonder if they covered choppa-getting-to..."

[emory]

"That's the same face I made after watching Birdemic."

YES! They've seen Birdemic. Now we wait....

Wait until it actually has a widely available dvd release? Or at least any kind of available dvd release?

http://www.amazon.com/BIRDEMIC-Whitney-Caster-Colton-Osborne/dp/B0024NL906

http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Birdemic_Shock_and_Terror/70135299

The first print of DVDs are gone, so yes, we wait til it has a decent release. (so it can be riffed)

[jenlight]

"Oh hai, Science"

[JimJ]

"Introducing the new Apple iWipe. Wipe away the Internet, or books, or X-rayed skulls!"

"Blue llllllladies.  Blue llllladies. Blue dudes who are nearly indistinguishable from the blue lllladies."

[spaceforarent]

"That's the same face I made after watching Birdemic."

YES! They've seen Birdemic. Now we wait....

Wait until it actually has a widely available dvd release? Or at least any kind of available dvd release?

http://www.amazon.com/BIRDEMIC-Whitney-Caster-Colton-Osborne/dp/B0024NL906

http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Birdemic_Shock_and_Terror/70135299

The first print of DVDs are gone, so yes, we wait til it has a decent release. (so it can be riffed)

Which Wikipedia claims will be early 2010!
Wait...

[CJones]

"Dammit, Mike Mulligan's gonna be pissed if they bang up his steam shovel!'

It took me about 5 viewings to realize what this referred to. I read this book as a child (some 25+ years ago). In fact, I think I still have it.

[Lemming Howard]

When Sigourney said,  "Ya see,  ya see!.."  I thought of Dudley Manlove's line in Plan 9. However that would have stepped on the "piss on" line.

[CJones]

Lot of good lines in the "learning to ride a horse" bit:

Mike: "And now commences the unholy union of Georgia O'Keefe and the furry.net message boards."

Bill: "Catherine the Great has to excuse herself during this scene."

Sully: "I knew you could speak English."
Mike: "I like to yell that at dogs in public, just to keep their owners on edge."

[spaceforarent]

Sully: "I knew you could speak English."
Mike: "I like to yell that at dogs in public, just to keep their owners on edge."

I forgot about that one. There's a lot of really fun lines in this one, I'll have to rewatch it soon.

[Hamdingers]

After many of JakeSoolie's pratfalls in his Avatar body;

Aaannd..... he's paralyzed from the waist down...