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Started by Trekker4747, April 22, 2010, 04:04:16 PM

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Trekker4747

Jake's experimenting with his new body (ew! not in that way!) outside and runs into Sigourney Weaver's (oddly hot) avatar. She says something to the effect of, "Hey, numbnuts!"   Bill: "Hmmm. Thoughtful nickname for a guy paralyzed from the waist-down."


byuni

Yes, just what we need.  Another way to admire the sweeping landscape.

(or something to that effect)

smapte

the obscure reference lover in me enjoyed the mention of "my life in the bush of ghosts."  bra-vo.   :clap:

ShadowDog

Wang jokes don't usually make me laugh but they had several really good ones.  I'm watching the riff again tomorrow so I'll the exact wording of my two favorites then but there were two really funny ones.
"Did she just say Chipping?"

Winboloer

When Jake was playing with the spinning bugs:

"AHH! I'm so dizzy! I don't make any evolutionary sense!"

stansimpson

#5
I love love loved the "North Havenbrook to Ogdenville", etc. riff.  I was  :clap: ing when they kept going with that! 

Also, the "5% of people who got that" joke.  That seemed like a total bone-throw to fans.  Speaking of which, the "Oh hai, science" and "Oh hai, James" were great bone-throws as well.

Pak-Man

Aiwan will be getting her cigarettes from now on.

MartyS (Gromit)


Too many great lines to list.

Gregory! 


spaceforarent

The last line had me laughing for a while. Great way to go out  :D

BreadCrustCouncil

I loved the references to Disney's Animal Kingdom. "That's the theater showing 'It's Tough to be a Bug'." didn't make me laugh so much as say "How the hell did they know that?"

I also loved the idiot voice they gave to Jake when he's screwing around with the plant life: "AH-HA-HA! Cause and effect! AH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA...."

The "I wanted to watch 'The Apu Trilogy' on that thing." line was another "How the hell did they know that?" line. Excellent series of movies by the way.

A little disappointed they didn't make more "Aliens" references, what with the powerloader robots and the same 'corporate tool' character. They missed a great chance to just say "Aren't you supposed to be played by Paul Reiser?" the second Giovanni Ribisi came on screen.

MartyS (Gromit)

Quote from: BreadCrustCouncil on April 23, 2010, 09:34:32 AM
A little disappointed they didn't make more "Aliens" references, what with the powerloader robots and the same 'corporate tool' character. They missed a great chance to just say "Aren't you supposed to be played by Paul Reiser?" the second Giovanni Ribisi came on screen.

  Seemed like they were spreading the references around and not repeating many of them.  So they had the one alien reference with the bursting out of her chest line, for the robots I thought the defending the dock line was pretty good.

ShadowDog

Quote from: BreadCrustCouncil on April 23, 2010, 09:34:32 AM
I also loved the idiot voice they gave to Jake when he's screwing around with the plant life: "AH-HA-HA! Cause and effect! AH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA...."

That reminds me of another favorite line of mine.  The "this would be like coming to Earth and being entertained by automatic door openers."  LMFAO
"Did she just say Chipping?"

Wiseblood

"No, ICU! Get me to an ICU stat, I'm dying!"

Compound

"And this is the OJ."

Followed quickly by:

"I hear Michael Vick did a Peewee Herman in the theater when he saw this."

stansimpson

Quote from: ShadowDog on April 23, 2010, 10:13:45 AM
Quote from: BreadCrustCouncil on April 23, 2010, 09:34:32 AM
I also loved the idiot voice they gave to Jake when he's screwing around with the plant life: "AH-HA-HA! Cause and effect! AH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA...."

That reminds me of another favorite line of mine.  The "this would be like coming to Earth and being entertained by automatic door openers."  LMFAO
And that reminds me of Bill's "I lay down in squishy."  That actually may be my favorite line of the whole movie.