Team Edward or Team Jacob?

[Darth Geek]

If I absolutely HAD to choose...Team Victoria.

Yeah, she's a hot redhead who wants the other characters dead. TEAM VICTORIA!

[Halifirien]

Definitely Team Jacob. It seems like in most fiction where a woman is torn (not literally) between a vampire and a werewolf, the werewolf is a lot hotter.

Unless it's a warwelf, in which case all bets are off.

[TTYT]

If I absolutely HAD to choose...Team Victoria.

Yeah, she's a hot redhead who wants the other characters dead. TEAM VICTORIA!

I was thinking more a hot redhead who could bite Bella, turn her into a vampire, and make that emo bitch her sub-

...I've said too much.

[Gran]

I've made my choice.  I'm with Isaiah.

[Cosmic Muse]

I've changed my mind. I'm with Team Collins.

[RoninFox]

Team Discovery Channel!

Wait, what are we talking about?

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Unless it's a warwelf, in which case all bets are off.

Paul wasn't that bad...for a Andy Garcia wannabe.

[WhackyWookiee]

I went with Jacob for the vote, but I'm really for team "Hottie Blonde Vampire Chick with the Big Butt."

[Ayriana22]

Team Interview with the Vampire.  Because it has actual vampires.
OR-Team Jacob.... but just for the abs, thank god he's 18 now. 

[Cosmic Muse]

Team Interview with the Vampire.  Because it has actual vampires.
OR-Team Jacob.... but just for the abs, thank god he's 18 now. 

He is? Well, then I won't feel so dirty staring at his abs in Eclipse when it's riffed.

[Courtney]

Team Interview with the Vampire.  Because it has actual vampires.
OR-Team Jacob.... but just for the abs, thank god he's 18 now. 

He is? Well, then I won't feel so dirty staring at his abs in Eclipse when it's riffed.

I stare at his abs in quizzical horror. They SHOULDN'T look like that. He's just a boy!  And they looked like that when he was an even younger boy!

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I went with Jacob for the vote, but I'm really for team "Hottie Blonde Vampire Chick with the Big Butt."

You mean the one who is always pissing and moaning about everything?  And looking at Bella like she wants her to die?

I'm kind of getting to like her......

[Courtney]

Team Harpo!

Oh, and QFT right here. Jasper is where it's at.

[Cosmic Muse]

Team Harpo!

Oh, and QFT right here. Jasper is where it's at.

I don't think JimJ was referring to Jasper. I think he was referring to Harpo Marx.

[Kolben]

Team Dracula..."Dead and Loving It"