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Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Started by Pak-Man, March 21, 2010, 01:56:18 PM

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Darth Geek

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on March 21, 2010, 07:42:15 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on March 21, 2010, 07:33:09 PM
After actually having seen the movie now...I guess Jacob treats her a little better, although once he actually becomes a werewolf he tries to shoo Bella away just like Edward did.

Although having seen her best choice of the humans, Mike, the whiny, third rate Shia LeBuef, who pusses out and throws up at action movies, I kind of understand her willing to put up with dealing with someone who may or may not rip her face off at any moment.

And god knows she's seen just so much of the world at her age - Phoenix and now Forks, OR - that she knows that all she'll ever have to chose from is this....    ;)

To borrow a riff from Are You Ready For Marriage: "College is going to change everything...!"
From her complexion, I don't think she even went outside in Phoenix, either.


RVR II


Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Darth Geek on March 21, 2010, 07:48:54 PM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on March 21, 2010, 07:42:15 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on March 21, 2010, 07:33:09 PM
After actually having seen the movie now...I guess Jacob treats her a little better, although once he actually becomes a werewolf he tries to shoo Bella away just like Edward did.

Although having seen her best choice of the humans, Mike, the whiny, third rate Shia LeBuef, who pusses out and throws up at action movies, I kind of understand her willing to put up with dealing with someone who may or may not rip her face off at any moment.

And god knows she's seen just so much of the world at her age - Phoenix and now Forks, OR - that she knows that all she'll ever have to chose from is this....    ;)

To borrow a riff from Are You Ready For Marriage: "College is going to change everything...!"
From her complexion, I don't think she even went outside in Phoenix, either.

And how many guys her age are there in Arizona to start with?   ;)

Shoppingdingo


Scribblesense

Team Washing Machine.

For a girl who seems to only be attracted to dangerous, borderline abusive men, I think it's really Bella's best option. Plus, she already has the personality and charisma of a household appliance so I think she'll fit right in.
"Hey, you kids! Those boxes are for shipping! Not for creating a world of pure imagination!"

Darth Geek

Quote from: Scribblesense on March 21, 2010, 08:06:44 PM
Team Washing Machine.

For a girl who seems to only be attracted to dangerous, borderline abusive men, I think it's really Bella's best option. Plus, she already has the personality and charisma of a household appliance so I think she'll fit right in.
I think that middle age biker guy treated her the best in the whole movie. He just let her get off the bike without causing any problems?


RobtheBarbarian


iv3rdawG

Controlled Obsession (My website - Movie, TV, Video Games)

THE QUEEN!!!

I can't help thinking there would be more votes for Team Edward if it weren't for the first movie. :) I think we all got REALLY sick of him in that first movie and welcomed ANY change. This is why I loved that cheer after "You'll never see me again."
"Kissing is like WiFi. Just get within the general area." ---New Moon RT

anais.jude

Quote from: Darth Geek on March 21, 2010, 08:09:29 PM
Quote from: Scribblesense on March 21, 2010, 08:06:44 PM
Team Washing Machine.

For a girl who seems to only be attracted to dangerous, borderline abusive men, I think it's really Bella's best option. Plus, she already has the personality and charisma of a household appliance so I think she'll fit right in.
I think that middle age biker guy treated her the best in the whole movie. He just let her get off the bike without causing any problems?

He was awfully polite

lordthree


Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck


Bob


Lemming Howard

Quote from: lordthree on March 22, 2010, 04:48:28 PM

Go Team Terl! ...errr...



Is that gonna be the third movie?  First Vampires.  Next it's Werewolves and now Aliens.
And I'm worse than Hitler.

TTYT

If I absolutely HAD to choose...Team Victoria.