Caption contest: NEW MOON!

[Lovye]

Young_ Nastyman & KETES, thank you for your answer. 

stansimpson, yeah, I supposed I could have, but, in case it was a from a Riff and not a movie, I decided to ask here.  In any case, looking it up online didn't occur to me.  Thank you for encouraging me to be proactive.  I hope to remember this next time.

kodiakthejuggler, I'M SORRY!!!!   It's been YEARS, over a decade, probably, since I've seen Star Wars (Eps 4 - 6).  I only first saw it (as far as I can remember) when I was in high school.  I was never a die-hard fan.  I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.  It didn't happen, I am not worthy to untie your shoe lace.  Forgive me.

[torgosPizza]

Young_ Nastyman & KETES, thank you for your answer. 

stansimpson, yeah, I supposed I could have, but, in case it was a from a Riff and not a movie, I decided to ask here.  In any case, looking it up online didn't occur to me.  Thank you for encouraging me to be proactive.  I hope to remember this next time.

kodiakthejuggler, I'M SORRY!!!!   It's been YEARS, over a decade, probably, since I've seen Star Wars (Eps 4 - 6).  I only first saw it (as far as I can remember) when I was in high school.  I was never a die-hard fan.  I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.  It didn't happen, I am not worthy to untie your shoe lace.  Forgive me.

Don't apologize to him. He cries about everything.

[SIRHAMHAT]

Young_ Nastyman & KETES, thank you for your answer. 

stansimpson, yeah, I supposed I could have, but, in case it was a from a Riff and not a movie, I decided to ask here.  In any case, looking it up online didn't occur to me.  Thank you for encouraging me to be proactive.  I hope to remember this next time.

kodiakthejuggler, I'M SORRY!!!!   It's been YEARS, over a decade, probably, since I've seen Star Wars (Eps 4 - 6).  I only first saw it (as far as I can remember) when I was in high school.  I was never a die-hard fan.  I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.  It didn't happen, I am not worthy to untie your shoe lace.  Forgive me.

That's alright...  I've seen Return of the Jedi a million times, know the line and I still didn't get it.

[appman]

I don't mean to be rude, I didn't laugh at any entries other than.... my own. That's very selfish as hell, and I know my humor was very different from others, but I'm not sure if it was terrible from other people's perspective.

[torgosPizza]

I don't mean to be rude, I didn't laugh at any entries other than.... my own. That's very selfish as hell, and I know my humor was very different from others, but I'm not sure if it was terrible from other people's perspective.

Guess you're just hilarious in your own mind

[appman]

I don't mean to be rude, I didn't laugh at any entries other than.... my own. That's very selfish as hell, and I know my humor was very different from others, but I'm not sure if it was terrible from other people's perspective.

Guess you're just hilarious in your own mind

HAHA yeah, LOL

[Cosmic Muse]

"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive"

Seconded.

Thirded!

...there's no way I can top that. Well done, sir. 

Agreed.   

That's my favorite too.

I cannot agree because this is a line from another movie therefore it's not an original caption. It's cheating to use something someone else wrote. It's much more fair to come up with something on your own.

[Russell]

But in another more accurate way, Barney is the winner.

Yeah... too bad he got drunk off Non-alcoholic wine.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I don't mean to be rude, I didn't laugh at any entries other than.... my own.

*looking over your entries*

Well....someone had to laugh, I guess.

[mike5150]

I don't mean to be rude, I didn't laugh at any entries other than.... my own. That's very selfish as hell, and I know my humor was very different from others, but I'm not sure if it was terrible from other people's perspective.

Guess you're just hilarious in your own mind

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I don't mean to be rude, I didn't laugh at any entries other than.... my own. That's very selfish as hell, and I know my humor was very different from others, but I'm not sure if it was terrible from other people's perspective.

Guess you're just hilarious in your own mind

Fixed.   

[mike5150]

Hey, thank you. I will not shame myself to tell you how long I was trying to make that work. 

[Young_Nastyman]

I cannot agree because this is a line from another movie therefore it's not an original caption. It's cheating to use something someone else wrote. It's much more fair to come up with something on your own.

Sooooooooo, when Mike and the guys take a line from something else and use it out of context, do you get mad about it not being an original joke and say that they cheated? 

[kodiakthejuggler]

kodiakthejuggler, I'M SORRY!!!!   It's been YEARS, over a decade, probably, since I've seen Star Wars (Eps 4 - 6).  I only first saw it (as far as I can remember) when I was in high school.  I was never a die-hard fan.  I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.  It didn't happen, I am not worthy to untie your shoe lace.  Forgive me.

Don't apologize to him. He cries about everything.

I'm like that Native American guy who cries when he sees litter. It means that much to me! 

That's alright...  I've seen Return of the Jedi a million times, know the line and I still didn't get it.

Don't know if I can believe that statement... 

I cannot agree because this is a line from another movie therefore it's not an original caption. It's cheating to use something someone else wrote. It's much more fair to come up with something on your own.

The idea is to make the judges laugh. Says Conor: "The THREE funniest captions will win certificates for free 'trax!" Hence, winner.

[mr.b.natural]

If you check Cosmic Muse's signature they clearly state you are not to take anything they say seriously. 

And appman, I will spare you the mystery.  Yes, your captions were terrible.