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Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Started by Pak-Man, March 21, 2010, 01:56:18 PM

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Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Cosmic Muse on March 21, 2010, 03:43:11 PM
I wish there was a Team Barnabas Collins in this poll.  :(

Or Team Quentin.  ;)
Quote from: zenmichael on March 21, 2010, 03:44:59 PM
Buttcrack Santa was Waylon, btw, and he's dead now (like REALLY dead, not come-back-as-a-monster dead), so you can't be Team Buttcrack Santa.

Unless you figure Bella is better off with a corpse over either of these two guys....

Quote from: Bob on March 21, 2010, 03:45:21 PM
Quote from: Cosmic Muse on March 21, 2010, 03:43:11 PM
I wish there was a Team Barnabas Collins in this poll.  :(

Speaking of, wouldn't you kill to have this game at home today?    Although, I heard the game "sucks".

It did.   :D  But if you ever find any of the tie-in novels - grab 'em.  They were brilliant.

Cosmic Muse

Quote from: Bob on March 21, 2010, 03:45:21 PM
Quote from: Cosmic Muse on March 21, 2010, 03:43:11 PM
I wish there was a Team Barnabas Collins in this poll.  :(

Speaking of, wouldn't you kill to have this game at home today?    Although, I heard the game "sucks".



What do the pile of bones have to do with Dark Shadows?
Being a genocidal maniac is not one of my turn ons.

Is it weird to hear the Safety Dance in my head watching Game of Thrones?

Doctor Who?


Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Cosmic Muse on March 21, 2010, 04:31:22 PM
Quote from: Bob on March 21, 2010, 03:45:21 PM
Quote from: Cosmic Muse on March 21, 2010, 03:43:11 PM
I wish there was a Team Barnabas Collins in this poll.  :(

Speaking of, wouldn't you kill to have this game at home today?    Although, I heard the game "sucks".



What do the pile of bones have to do with Dark Shadows?
The start of Adam (the "Frankenstein" plot in the original)?  Some of Angelique's witchcraft? One of the other vampires after they get the stake? One of the Undead that Gabriel rose near the end of the show?   ;)

They used up all their good ideas in their Haunted House and games...

Jackster


djshire

Team Belmont

Killing Team Edward and Team Jacob since the 11th century

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Yeah.....Team Van Helsing

(no, not the Hugh Jackman movie)

djshire

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on March 21, 2010, 05:42:21 PM
Yeah.....Team Van Helsing

(no, not the Hugh Jackman movie)
I think you and me can work together on this

THE QUEEN!!!

Well if a gun was pointed at me I'd say Jacob because I've never been into pale, willowy, effeminate men I could crush with one hand, and really want to.
"Kissing is like WiFi. Just get within the general area." ---New Moon RT

Thrifty

Jacob.  No contest.  Edward is a murdering, moody, jackass.  Jacob is also much hotter.

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck


Darth Geek

After actually having seen the movie now...I guess Jacob treats her a little better, although once he actually becomes a werewolf he tries to shoo Bella away just like Edward did.

Although having seen her best choice of the humans, Mike, the whiny, third rate Shia LeBuef, who pusses out and throws up at action movies, I kind of understand her willing to put up with dealing with someone who may or may not rip her face off at any moment.


Lovye

Quote from: Darth Geek on March 21, 2010, 07:33:09 PM
After actually having seen the movie now...I guess Jacob treats her a little better, although once he actually becomes a werewolf he tries to shoo Bella away just like Edward did.

In Jacob's defense, he couldn't tell her because the current alpha male wouldn't permit it.  He LITTERALLY couldn't tell her ( ;D ).

Also, I think at the end, where he says step back, after talking to Edward, was to protect her so he wouldn't scratch her face like the Sam/Emily situation...

He really is attracted to her....though, not her really.....

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Darth Geek on March 21, 2010, 07:33:09 PM
After actually having seen the movie now...I guess Jacob treats her a little better, although once he actually becomes a werewolf he tries to shoo Bella away just like Edward did.

Although having seen her best choice of the humans, Mike, the whiny, third rate Shia LeBuef, who pusses out and throws up at action movies, I kind of understand her willing to put up with dealing with someone who may or may not rip her face off at any moment.

And god knows she's seen just so much of the world at her age - Phoenix and now Forks, OR - that she knows that all she'll ever have to chose from is this....    ;)

To borrow a riff from Are You Ready For Marriage: "College is going to change everything...!"

JimJ