Caption contest: NEW MOON!

[torgosPizza]

Sorry, I was only in for half a day yesterday. Forgot to check this thread again   We're picking one right now! There are a lot to go through so hang tight.

Update: Here are the winners!


"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive." - Young_Nastyman


"I caught a bumblebee!" - Frank_J


"When I asked for a gram and a mirror, this is not what I meant." - sarahk47


You three, please PM me with the usernames you use on the site and I'll grant you your three wishes free tracks!

[THE QUEEN!!!]

"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive." - Young_Nastyman

This one is well deserved, I think we all agree. 

[Moleman]

Dammit I thought of this one last night but didn't have time to post:



one...two...THREE.....THREE VAMPIRES!

ha...ha...ha

[stansimpson]

Dang.  Missed it by thaaaat much.

[CrowTeeRobot]

Dang.  Missed it by thaaaat much.

This is the second biggest contest I've ever seen.

[Frank_J]

Woo hoo! That means I get two new RiffTrax because sarahk47 is my wife! Go Flemings!

Before you get jealous, though, she says she's going to make me watch New Moon normal before I can watch it with the RiffTrax.

And, I do have to join in in saying that the deflector shield caption could not be topped.

[sarahk47]

Oh, yay! We just announced yesterday that I'm pregnant. If it's a boy, I shall name him Riff. Or R-Trax.

[Thrifty]

Oh, yay! We just announced yesterday that I'm pregnant. If it's a boy, I shall name him Riff. Or R-Trax.

Name him "Chris R Trax".

[Kete]

Name him "Chris R Trax".

Agreed.  Your last name is Trax, right?

[PlayMSTie]

Oh, yay! We just announced yesterday that I'm pregnant. If it's a boy, I shall name him Riff. Or R-Trax.

Awesome! Congrats to all the winners! 

[Lovye]

Oh, yay! We just announced yesterday that I'm pregnant. If it's a boy, I shall name him Riff. Or R-Trax.

Congratulations & Blessings!!!!!!

(Will somebody please explain the deflector shield comment?  --  Star Trek?  Bond?)

[Young_Nastyman]

Congrats on the win and the child Frank J and sarahk47!!!

Oh and torgosPizza,

can you post here or send me a message to confirm that you got my message with my username? thanks, the internet hates me sometimes

Oh, yay! We just announced yesterday that I'm pregnant. If it's a boy, I shall name him Riff. Or R-Trax.

(Will somebody please explain the deflector shield comment?  --  Star Trek?  Bond?)

Star Wars Return of the Jedi

[stansimpson]

Oh, yay! We just announced yesterday that I'm pregnant. If it's a boy, I shall name him Riff. Or R-Trax.

Congratulations & Blessings!!!!!!

(Will somebody please explain the deflector shield comment?  --  Star Trek?  Bond?)

Not to be a jerk, but Google.

Google knows all.

[Kete]

(Will somebody please explain the deflector shield comment?  --  Star Trek?  Bond?)

Return of the Jedi

[kodiakthejuggler]

(Will somebody please explain the deflector shield comment?  --  Star Trek?  Bond?)

You just made me cry.