Caption contest: NEW MOON!

[Sneeky Leezard]

Anybody want to caption images from New Moon while you wait?

UPDATE: The THREE funniest captions will win certificates for free 'trax!

Contest will close at Noon on Monday 3/15.



o/~ (Hee Hee Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho) Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka! The Amazing Chocolatier...! o/~

or alternatively,

-You know, Tim Burton's Willy Wonka turned out WAY Gothier than I expected.

[Moleman]

What?  Why don't I have a refle....... doh, I knew I shouldn't of sold my soul to Milhouse.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Trent Reznor's The Ten Commandments - "So let it be written, so let it be done."

[KingHindu]

Introducing the new hit TV show: Queer Eye for the Sparkly Vampire Guy


According to the Mirror of Erised, Bella's heart desire is not to be with Edward but to be with her invisible parrot!

[KingHindu]

My... Precious!


Old Llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllladies

[fireyf]

Anybody want to caption images from New Moon while you wait?

UPDATE: The THREE funniest captions will win certificates for free 'trax!

Contest will close at Noon on Monday 3/15.


Oooo!  Is that a chocolate covered heart?  I LOVE chocolate covered hearts!


Look, I know you'll miss me but I really must be getting back to Wonderland.

[TTYT]

                                                                                          "He got that thing I sent him!"                                                                              "...corn?"


"I know we've only been talking for a few minutes, Edward - but I gotta sit down. It feels like we've been here for ages."

[SIRHAMHAT]

"Oh please, Lord of the hoary Netherworld; Great Mephistopheles;  malign & unholy spirit of Hell and Damnation...  I pray unto you, oh Dark One...  let the sparkly duct tape hold."

[SIRHAMHAT]

"...wow...  It's times like these I really am glad I'm a creature of the night...  I mean, look at you!  You're just really, really, uncomfortably old!  I mean, it looks fine on you, but...  wow...  Just the wrinkles and...  just really old.  I'm sorry, did you die?  ...oh no...  you're just old.  Which is totally fine...  for you, but... ick... old..."

[Sass]

"...wow...  It's times like these I really am glad I'm a creature of the night...  I mean, look at you!  You're just really, really, uncomfortably old!  I mean, it looks fine on you, but...  wow...  Just the wrinkles and...  just really old.  I'm sorry, did you die?  ...oh no...  you're just old.  Which is totally fine...  for you, but... ick... old..."

I can totally hear Bill saying that.

[gbeenie]

Overheard among the staff at the nursing home: "Oh, the poor dear. Now she thinks she's talking to Cedric Diggery."

[PlayMSTie]

"She's old, she's old, real old . . ."

[Johnny Unusual]

Please note: I haven't been following this thread


"I dunno, I think it'd look better in the house.  I mean, out here it's gonna get weathered,"

"Hey, who's the interior decorator here."




"Ooh, Edward's wearing a mesh tank top.  YAY!"

[Minnesota]

I knew Ashton Kutcher was a vampire!



Still not as creepy as my first communion.

[TTYT]

At the first screening of Pan's Labyrinth, it became clear that The Pale Man just wasn't going to work as the movie's protagonist.


"...But I don't want your cat, you dirty pork queen."