Caption contest: NEW MOON!

[eegah]

Mirror, mirror, on the ground. Who's the sparkliest vampire you have found?

[impossiblefunky]

I am going to give you SUCH a pinch.



You have to understand, mirrors and vampires don't mix, Grandma.

[Darth Geek]

"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive"

[gonzodamus]

"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive"

Seconded.

[MontyServo]

Hollywood's latest reboot - Robert Pattinson in American Gigolo

[Frank_J]

I caught a bumblebee!

[RVR II]

Here sonny.. Suck on This..

[SIRHAMHAT]

"Please, Lord of Darkness...  bless me with a new Cure album..."


The guy has been alive for hundreds of years and he still falls for the "pull-my-finger" trick from his Grandmother.

[Darth Geek]

...and this I pray in the name of the Holy Trinity, Lugosi, Chaney and Karloff.

[PlayMSTie]

Anybody want to caption images from New Moon while you wait?

UPDATE: The THREE funniest captions will win certificates for free 'trax!

Contest will close at Noon on Monday 3/15.

"A RiffTrax all about us? Oh, GOODY!"

[MontyServo]

"So, is this just a dream...OR...

So, when is Mystery Science Theater 3000 coming back?

There is such a big fan base and so many incredible crappy movies left to riff.

We need you.  You complete us!!!  Star Wars has been ruined.  Star Trek is in the crapper.  Battlestar Galactica is no more.  Stargate is off the air until April.  WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO WATCH!!!  This is the darkest of dark times in scifi fandom history, and we need at least ONE well established franchise the stand errect again, rebooted and reenergized, and not suck!!!

Mike, Kevin, and Bill - we need YOU!!!  We need another Dr. Forrester, a dopy sidekick, a thin fiction involving the captivity of a test subject force fed crappy movies, the facade of theater seats, and most of all, the wiseass sidekick bots.

Dont feel like being pupeteers anymore?  Dont want to deal with sets, etc?  CGI the whole damn thing!  Its not the 90's anymore!  They can do that now for pretty cheap!

Help us MST3K - you are our only hope!!!"

[SIRHAMHAT]

Even for a sparkly vampire this is just gross...

[TTYT]

Dammit all, I'M NOT BRAD DOURIF! Stop asking!

Wait...You're me in the future? What the hell?

[storebrand]

We'll have so much fun and get to be life-long friends!


Allow me to show you how to use the mirror properly.

[k1]

My bedazzler has finally arrived! *squeals like a little girl*