How did this Transform you 2? (What have we learned?)

[Thrifty]

-Meagan has mad cash from her motorcycle job for 20 minute notice airplane flights.

And checking in luggage containing a Decepticon raises no alarms at all.....you'd think it would be overweight if nothing else.

Or maybe she took it on as carry on....  Can't have a bottle of water but this mysterious mechanical device in your case....no problem!

I guess it got past the metal detectors and X-ray machines without incident, somehow.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

-Meagan has mad cash from her motorcycle job for 20 minute notice airplane flights.

And checking in luggage containing a Decepticon raises no alarms at all.....you'd think it would be overweight if nothing else.

Or maybe she took it on as carry on....  Can't have a bottle of water but this mysterious mechanical device in your case....no problem!

I guess it got past the metal detectors and X-ray machines without incident, somehow.

So we've learned that if your slutty enough, you can get anything onto an airplane?

[Thrifty]

-Meagan has mad cash from her motorcycle job for 20 minute notice airplane flights.

And checking in luggage containing a Decepticon raises no alarms at all.....you'd think it would be overweight if nothing else.

Or maybe she took it on as carry on....  Can't have a bottle of water but this mysterious mechanical device in your case....no problem!

I guess it got past the metal detectors and X-ray machines without incident, somehow.

So we've learned that if your slutty enough, you can get anything onto an airplane?

I wouldn't say we learned that.  I just assumed Mikaela got through the same way Megan Fox keeps getting cast in these movies; by fucking people.

[Kete]

I learned that French culture consists of nothing more than snails and mimes.

I learned that airbrushing is much easier to do while straddling a motorcycle.

I learned that cops in Egypt will start chasing you for no reason, then leave just as quickly.

I learned that midgets, farting, bad teeth, humping, testicles, robotic penis rockets, and butt cracks are the funniest things in the world, and that even monkeys wearing clothes are too high brow for us to enjoy.

I learned that Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.

I learned that the US Army hates Josh Duhamel as much as I do, and they want to kill him at all costs by sending him in before the giant robots.

I learned that Soundwave isn't nearly as cool as he was in the 80s.

I learned that President Obama has a worrisome anti-Optimus agenda, and that there is no evidence that he enjoys Ding Dongs (or fecal pucks) as much as our former president.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that there are no tighter shirts.

[jenlight]

I learned that John Turturro chooses scripts via a complex mathematical equation called "The Turturro Law"  which calculates the perfect exponential loss from his last film.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

I learned that John Turturro chooses scripts via a complex mathematical equation called "The Turturro Law"  which calculates the perfect exponential loss from his last film.

Loss of dignity.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that John Turturro chooses scripts via a complex mathematical equation called "The Turturro Law"  which calculates the perfect exponential loss from his last film.

What was that Law, Kif?
*Ugh* "Turturro's Law, sir."

[Kete]

I learned that John Turturro chooses scripts via a complex mathematical equation called "The Turturro Law"  which calculates the perfect exponential loss from his last film.

What was that Law, Kif?
*Ugh* "Turturro's Law, sir."

Turturro's Law is like Turturro's movies: increasingly long and confusing

[Thrifty]

That the Smithsonian is next to a huge field, not in downtown Washington DC.

That there can be an explosion in the back of the Smithsonian, and nobody will notice.

[Darth Geek]

That the Smithsonian is next to a huge field, not in downtown Washington DC.

That there can be an explosion in the back of the Smithsonian, and nobody will notice.

Actually, the Smithsonian that they went to (with the Space Shuttle and SR-71) is in the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center, the second Smithsonian Air and Space center that is not in center Washington, but near Washington Dulles International Airport. I don't know if it has a giant field of planes behind it, though.
I know this as I recently visited that museum a few weeks ago, where I was greeted at a museum for technological marvels of science and innovation by signs for a 200 million dollar movie made by a toddler with that disease Robin Williams had in Jack. I damn near went on a rampage!

[spaceforarent]

I learned that Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.

Believe it or not, that is actually true at some schools. Like Suny Binghamton in NY.

[Kete]

I learned that Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.

Believe it or not, that is actually true at some schools. Like Suny Binghamton in NY.

Not at my old school.  They loved charging every student they could $125 for a 3 month permit.

That's funny, though.  I've never heard that rule before.  So I guess I was being serious when I said I learned that.

[Lovye]

I learned that Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.

Believe it or not, that is actually true at some schools. Like Suny Binghamton in NY.

Not at my old school.  They loved charging every student they could $125 for a 3 month permit.

That's funny, though.  I've never heard that rule before.  So I guess I was being serious when I said I learned that.

Oh yes.  St. Joeseph's at Rencelear, IN as well.  Not the charging the students, the no Freshman cars; there simply wasn't enough room on campus.

Darth Geek, KUDOS for the Futurama reference, whether in the Riff or not, put a smile on my face.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

If you're in a Michael Bay film you can go hours/days without needing food or water and - unless there's a gay joke it in - you don't need to sleep.