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[Thrifty]

Dear Mike;

Why does this topic still exist?

[macguffincanada]

I vote for a podcast of the Final episode of Fringe. The two episodes of Heroes was badly needed and enjoyed.

[Spear_Wolf]

I like to imagine Rifftrax being a continuation of MST3k, where Tom and Crow live with Mike in his apartment and all of the movies that feature the three voice actor's riffing together is them sitting on Mike's couch. I wanted to know if you, Mike, in some way, think of Rifftrax that same way.

[Thrifty]

Dear Mike,

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Ninjew]

Dear Mike,

Should they just delete this thread, since you're never gonna answer any of these questions anymore?

[Darth Geek]

Dear Mike,

Should they just delete this thread, since you're never gonna answer any of these questions anymore?

If he answers yes, will it be deleted or not?

[MikeTheBobble]

Mike-

I am the proud owner of two of your wonderful bobblehead figures, numbers 79 and 303. While 79 is consigned to eternal isolation and darkness, still inhabiting his styrofoam shipping container, number 303 stands on my computer desk here, and can see all that goes on in the room. The question: should I turn him to the wall when I dress or prance around the room unclothed? Is he the sensitive type? 

[jfayers]

why am i still awake?

[Thrifty]

Mike,

What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

[Super Monkey Death Car]

Dear Mike,

If you could be any geological faultline, which one would you be?

[spaceforarent]

pssst....psssst...what did you get for number 6? Is it B? it's B right?

[bettertomorrowamy]

Mike, why do you mock all these poor bastards with the pretense that you will answer these pathetic questions?

[Thrifty]

Mike,

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

[iAmThePocketGod]

Dear Disembaudio,

Most people have a little voice in their heads. Do you, being a disembodied voice yourself, have one, or are you somehow your own, or are you the little voice inside the toaster's head?

[Dr. Whopoopeepee]

Mike,

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

Five.