If you didn't learn anything, don't worry about it.

[Pak-Man]

Total number of posts on the "Casablanca" board 22 days after it's been released: 152
Total number of posts on the "The Room" board after it's been released for 5 days: 347

I've learned that the Rifftrax roundtable has a unique set of priorities. :^)

[Thrifty]

Total number of posts on the "Casablanca" board 22 days after it's been released: 152
Total number of posts on the "The Room" board after it's been released for 5 days: 347

I've learned that the Rifftrax roundtable has a unique set of priorities. :^)

It's more fun to talk about and bust on a terrible movie than a good one.  I mean, you can talk about the cinematic merits of Casablanca and have a good conversation, but it's not as fun as mocking The Room.

[Courtney]

Yeah, I've got nothing bad to say about Casablanca, and there's no fun in gushing over a movie everyone loves.  This is the internet!  That's not what this is all about!

[Bill Corbett]

This is the internet!  That's not what this is all about!

Oh hai Internet!

(ducks)

[Pak-Man]

I've noticed there's also something about The Room that sticks in your head. It's all me and Tyrant have talked about for the last week. It's like it makes so little sense that it won't leave your brain until you've justified its existance, and there's no way to justify it's existance. I think we're all just trying to come to terms with what we've seen. :^)

[RockSiren]

Yeah its like a Borg paradox- once its entered our minds, we are going to analyze it whether it destroys us or not.

[Bob]

Imagine how much better Casablanca would have been if the bloated corpse of Brittney Spears beautiful Lisa would have been in it.

Rick would have taken off on the plane instead of staying behind and the Nazis would have surrendered on the spot.

[Tyrant]

Yeah its like a Borg paradox- once its entered our minds, we are going to analyze it whether it destroys us or not.

  It's gone beyond merely entering our minds. As in the movie, it has liberally invited itself in and had sex with itself on the couches of our subconciousness while our conciousness is out for the day. I would attempt to end this mad process for myself only I know my last words on Earth would be," Oh hai, gun barrelrrrg..." thus assurring The Room's victory over my soul.

[Indomitus]

I believe Lewis Black talked about something like that in his stand-up routine once.  It started with overhearing someone saying "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college" and ended with them finding you dead on your bathroom floor from an "unexplainable" aneurysm.

[qlopp]

I've noticed there's also something about The Room that sticks in your head. It's all me and Tyrant have talked about for the last week. It's like it makes so little sense that it won't leave your brain until you've justified its existance, and there's no way to justify it's existance. I think we're all just trying to come to terms with what we've seen. :^)

Don't get sucked into this mobius strip of crap, er conundrum   

[gbeenie]

I'm beginning to think The Room is actually The Ring; you watch it, and seven days later...


...aw, crap.

[BDiamond]

I'm beginning to think The Room is actually The Ring; you watch it, and seven days later...


...aw, crap.

Seven days later, you have sex with the beautiful Lisa. Or the lumpy Tommy.

Hmm...guess it is a curse, after all.

[RockSiren]

I'm beginning to think The Room is actually The Ring; you watch it, and seven days later...


...aw, crap.

Seven days later, you have sex with the beautiful Lisa. Or the lumpy Tommy.

Hmm...guess it is a curse, after all.

Yeah like Vorelli and his assistant in Devil Doll- which one of them is getting the worst of it here?

[Darth Geek]

I'm beginning to think The Room is actually The Ring; you watch it, and seven days later...


...aw, crap.

Seven days later, you have sex with the beautiful Lisa. Or the lumpy Tommy.

Hmm...guess it is a curse, after all.

Yeah like Vorelli and his assistant in Devil Doll- which one of them is getting the worst of it here?

Vorelli gets to eat ham.

[MSTJedi]

I'm beginning to think The Room is actually The Ring; you watch it, and seven days later...


...aw, crap.

Seven days later, you have sex with the beautiful Lisa. Or the lumpy Tommy.

Hmm...guess it is a curse, after all.

Yeah like Vorelli and his assistant in Devil Doll- which one of them is getting the worst of it here?

Vorelli gets to eat ham.

I like ham! Why can't I have ham?