If you didn't learn anything, don't worry about it.

[Courtney]

Oh hai movie discussion board,
Also I think Michelle was more attractive and Mark was hot (I actually did see Retro Puppet Master a number of years ago).  But dont worry about it!

This is the only part of the movie where I get Lisa.  Mark is beautiful.  I'd have uncomfortable Glitter soundtrack stairway sex with him too.

[RockSiren]

Hes pretty- I dont really dig the beard though.

[Thrifty]

I learned that the world of computers is very competitive.
I learned that Mark is not the slightest bit culpable for his role in driving Johnny over the edge.
I learned that cancer is as serious as a migraine.
I learned that Lisa is so beautiful.

[TravisW29]

I've learned that Tommy Wiseau's favorite state is probably "Oh-hi-O"

Ugh

Anyway, what I didn't learn is whether or not "Me underwears" was an ad-lib by douchey mugging guy or a mistranslation in the Wiseau Homeland-to-English dictionary.

[Halifirien]

I learned what the love child of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Richard Lewis would look like.

Even though I'm gay and usually have no interest, I learned that Lisa is very beautiful and I cannot resist her.

[Tyrant]

I learned where Alicia Goranson wound up after....wait....that wasn't her as Lisa? Crap. Then I guess I didn't learn anything.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

I learned where Alicia Goranson wound up after....wait....that wasn't her as Lisa? Crap. Then I guess I didn't learn anything.

Don't worry about it

[Courtney]

I also learned that we must all be more careful in hiding me underwears.

[dalem]

Yeah, just maybe, she didn't want to take off her clothes and have a large slab of beef nuzzle his weiner against her belly button.

"Oh hi, ribcage" kept going through my mind during the trail of abominable couplings shown to me.

-dale

[BDiamond]

- I learned that, besides The Room's "the room," The Rooftop is the place to be.
- I learned that Mike (he of Michelle's boyfriend fame, not that Nelson kid) has Bells Palsy. (That is why his face is like that, right?)
- I learned that Dinny/Danny/Donny/Denny has no sense of boundaries, personal or otherwise.
- I learned that it's okay to talk to yourself angrily in front of someone as long as you follow it up with "Oh hi, Mark!"
- I learned that Tommy is supporting the whole neighborhood.
- I learned that "work at a bank" and "computer work" are legitimate job titles.

And I learned that my tolerance for pain is a lot higher than I thought it was.

[Thrifty]

- I learned that "work at a bank" and "computer work" are legitimate job titles.

Also... making Johnny want to adopt you is a good career path for a young man.

[Courtney]

- I learned that "work at a bank" and "computer work" are legitimate job titles.

Also... making Johnny want to adopt you is a good career path for a young man.

"Johnny wanted to adopt him."  What does that even mean?  Is that supposed to be a "he's a great guy" moment?  It's the thought that counts I guess.

[Bob]

I learned that if you entire job is "Johnny wanting to adopt you", and then Johnny dies, you are probably up the creek.    That is, unless you can get the beautiful Lisa to dazzle all your creditors, pay for college and keep Chris R off your back.     

[Thrifty]

- I learned that "work at a bank" and "computer work" are legitimate job titles.

Also... making Johnny want to adopt you is a good career path for a young man.

"Johnny wanted to adopt him."  What does that even mean?  Is that supposed to be a "he's a great guy" moment?  It's the thought that counts I guess.

It's a LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE damnit.  My cousin is in his 2nd year at UCLA and majoring in "Making Johnny Want to Adopt You".

[Courtney]

I learned that if you entire job is "Johnny wanting to adopt you", and then Johnny dies, you are probably up the creek. 

STOP GANGING UP ON HIM!