If you didn't learn anything, don't worry about it.

[Courtney]

But on the off-chance it went the other way, what did we learn?

I learned that breast cancer is really nothing that warrants more than one mention and will pretty much go away on its own if you just don't worry about it.

I learned that you do not want to be eating during a sex scene in this movie.  I am not joking, I was eating dinner, I saw that horrid nude body, I threw up in my mouth a little.

But most importantly, I learned that Lisa is beautiful and sexy and beautiful, despite looking exactly like Tina Yothers.

[Kenotic]

- I learned that Dinny, Danny, and Donny were all played by the same person and had the same personality.
- I learned that you should avoid doing math in this movie. If the actress playing Lisa was 18 when doing this role, and Tommy easily looks around 40, that means they started dating when she was 11.
- I learned that delivering a line about breast cancer in the same way you deliver a line about the cat hacking up hairballs is acceptable.
- I've learned that making a movie in lieu of going to a therapist to deal with your issues may be more fun, but you ultimately just spread the misery around.
- Indirectly, I learned that Tim and Eric is the lowest form of entertainment, and I recently discovered that I get E! so I have something to compare it to.
- I've learned not to worry about the fact that Lisa is so very sexy.
- I've learned that vases, as well as Lisa and her mother have the astounding ability to teleport.
- I've learned that pornmusic (and I don't get/watch Skinamax) is really loud and sounds like Z-Grade Luther Vandross.
- I've learned that I now want to go watch the MST3k episode with "Werewolf" and compare accents.

[Bob]

I learned:

- You can become injured watching the movie unriffed first.
- That you can work at "the bank" and be in the competive world of "computers" without actually having to work.
- Guys carry a football around wherever they go and whatever they do.
- Dominos has some weird pizza toppings.
- Apparently, SF has a bridge.
- That the actress who played Lisa is a brave, brave woman.

[Thrifty]

I learned that Disembaudio has, or rather had, quite a rich social network

[Darth Geek]

I've only watched the sample and I've already learned that Christopher Walken and Lance Henrikson had a child. Who's apparently only acting lessons were watching bad dubs of his parents lesser movie roles.

[spaceforarent]

Not only did I not learn anything, I think I just unlearned a few functions.
I need to watch something good now to counter it, but I don't think I have anything strong enough.

[MSTJedi]

Not only did I not learn anything, I think I just unlearned a few functions.
I need to watch something good now to counter it, but I don't think I have anything strong enough.

Go watch the Casablanca Rifftrax again. That oughtta do it (I hope).

I learned:

- You can become injured watching the movie unriffed first.

Now you tell me. I just couldn't resist watching it while I was working on the reauthor. Now if only I could un-watch it.

[spaceforarent]

Not only did I not learn anything, I think I just unlearned a few functions.
I need to watch something good now to counter it, but I don't think I have anything strong enough.

Go watch the Casablanca Rifftrax again. That oughtta do it (I hope).

I was thinking about just watching the movie, but even though I do enjoy it movies like that tend to make me fall sleep. So I just settled for Hot Fuzz instead. Seemed to work alright.

[Thrifty]

Not only did I not learn anything, I think I just unlearned a few functions.
I need to watch something good now to counter it, but I don't think I have anything strong enough.

Sounds like you might have contracted a case of Rogi-Panty Complex.

[amityisland]

On the positive side, I've learned that The Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco looks like a lovely place I'd like to visit someday

[bettertomorrowamy]

I learned that Johnny's butt cheeks flex in time with my dry heaves.

[Thrifty]

I learned that Johnny's butt cheeks flex in time with my dry heaves.

I can't get the sight of all that thrusting out of my head.

[Bob]

I learned that Johnny's butt cheeks flex in time with my dry heaves.

I can't get the sight of all that thrusting out of my head.

I still think he was thrusting in the wrong place........ "Oh Hi Belly Button".

[Thrifty]

I learned that I can enjoy the "They Might Be Giants" song "Experimental Film" on a whole new level now.

Spoiler

http://www.homestarrunner.com/expfilm_final.swf

[cfkane]

But most importantly, I learned that Lisa is beautiful and sexy and beautiful, despite looking exactly like Tina Yothers.

I dunno. I think Lisa looks more like Courtney Love if she snorted Dominoes Pizza instead of cocaine.