Submit your questions here!

[MrTorso]

Mike,

In the later episodes of MST3K, Mary Jo is, in the intro, crushing an inflatable ball painted like the Earth and sticking it in her purse.  As she's squeezing it, something 'pops' from the side of the ball.  It looks almost like a smaller balloon popping off the side of the large one.

What the hell was that?

It is the green paint or whatever they used to for the continents on the balloon earth...

[Smith]

Dear Mike,

Do you ever wonder if God riffs while he watches our lives?
What do you think said holy riffs would be like?

[Darth Geek]

Dear Mike,

Do you ever wonder if God riffs while he watches our lives?
What do you think said holy riffs would be like?

Probably INCREDIBLY filthy.

[Sideswipe]

Is Pepsi really the choice of a new generation?

[MooreEnt24]

Dear Mike-

How did you get so smooth?

And I don't mean "smooth like a baby's butt."

You just seem like such a cool, laid back guy.

Has California made you cooler? Or do you have too strong of a will for California to penetrate?

Please explain.

-George

[33fd]

Hey Mike,
I loved the Fifth Element rifftrax, speaking of Milla Jovovich in action roles. Have you ever considered riffing the resident evil movies. More zombie rifftrax please.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Mike, do you ever tire of answering these questions?

[Darth Geek]

Mike, do you ever tire of answering these questions?

Apparently. I don't think there's been a podcast in over a year and a half.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Mike, do you ever tire of answering these questions?

Apparently. I don't think there's been a podcast in over a year and a half.

Yep, that was the joke.

[Ninjew]

Do you guys ever get tired of inserting the "Ask Mike" graphic on the RiffTrax page, or do you continue to do so merely to aggravate and taunt those that would like to pose questions, knowing their plaintiff cries fall upon deaf ears?

[Joe Don Faker]

Do you guys ever get tired of inserting the "Ask Mike" graphic on the RiffTrax page, or do you continue to do so merely to aggravate and taunt those that would like to pose questions, knowing their plaintiff cries fall upon deaf ears?

"Plaintiff cries"?   You're out of order, sir!

No further questions!

[JohnnyLongbone]

So, is there anywhere I can ask a question that will get read?  I want to know why Rifftrax's MySpace profile denied my friendship request!

[darknhnsm]

i tried to do this but it said i was unauthorized.

[outsiderjc]

Hey Mike,

Are you guys going to be at Comic-Con this year? I got to meet you guys last year when you autographed on the main floor, but I missed the live RiffTrax you guys did. Let me know if there are any plans.


James

[Biff]

Dear Mike,

When you worked with MST3K how did you guys go about finding these weird, old, crappy movies? The internet wasn't as big as it is now, so I'd imagine it'd be hard to find the weird shorts and terrible movies without it now. Enlighten me.