Quotation Association

[Johnny Unusual]

"Some speculate President Bush will pardon Libby right before he serves jail time, while others ... know he will."
--Jon Stewart

[Pak-Man]

"Oh dear God, someone protect John Stewart! He's our most important Jew!"
-- Mort: Family Guy

[Johnny Unusual]

    Green Lantern: It's an honor to fight beside you.
    Streak: The feeling's mutual. You're a credit to your people, son.
    Green Lantern: Uh... thanks.

- Justice League, "Legends"

PS (wrong Stewart Pak Man)

[Pak-Man]

If it says Libby's, Libby's, Libby's, in the credits, credits, credits, you won't like it, like it, like it... - Tom Servo

[Johnny Unusual]

"If it says Libby's, Libby's, Libby's
on the label, label, label.
You will like it, like it, like it
on your table table table."

-Libby's Canned Good Slogan

[Johnny Unusual]

"C'mon.  Soup good food." - Eegah.

[D.B. Barnes]

"Some soups have beans in them, and there are beans that are as watery as soups, but, they're not soups. I don't trust soups on the whole, no more than I trust stews."

-Mike Nelson as Andy Rooney

[AmazingThor]

"There's still plenty meat on that bone. You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato... baby you got a stew goin!"
Carl Weathers

[Darth Geek]

"Chicken, corn, chili, green pepper *sigh* onions... "

- Johnny Longbow

[Johnny Unusual]

"Paul is not PAUL ANYMORE!"

- Johnny Longbow

[D.B. Barnes]

"Paul is not PAUL ANYMORE!"

- Johnny Longbow

"Does anyone need a food cart to crap on?"

- TWA Flight Attendant

[Johnny Unusual]

"Shit Sandwich"

- 2 word review of Spinal Tap's Shark Sandwich

[Pak-Man]

"Life is like a crap sandwich. The more bread you got, the less crap you gotta take!"

- Tom Servo

[Johnny Unusual]

"I ordered a chicken sandwich but I think the waitress misunderstood me because she said, "How would you like your eggs?" So I tried to answer her anyhow. I said "Incubated, and then raised, and then beheaded, and then plucked and then cut up then put onto a grill then put onto a bun. Shit, it's gonna take awhile. I don't have time, scrambled!"

-Mitch Hedberg

[Johnny Unusual]