Quotation Association

[stansimpson]

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Lewis Carroll (again)

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

"Cross over, Children!  Go into the light!"

            - Poltergiest

[a pretty girl is like]

Yeah I got busted
so I used my one phone call to dedicate
a song to you on the radio

Yeah I got busted
in custody I imagined our melody
being played on a grand piano

I saw your face in front of me
it was perfect clarity
I saw a light in the end of the tunnel

And it was you
'cause you are the light by which I travel into this and that
you are the light
you are the light by which I travel into this and that

Yeah I got busted
I painted a dirty word on your old man's Mercedes Benz 'cause you told me to do it

Yeah I got busted
but soon they released me cause the cops were sad
and they didn't know how to prove it

I saw your face in front of me
it was perfect clarity
I saw a light in the end of the tunnel

And it was you
'cause you are the light by which I travel into this and that
you are the light
you are the light by which I travel into this and that

It's all so obvious, so obvious
why would anyone need a map or a compass
It's so beautiful to be guided by you

'Cause you are the light
you are the light by which I travel into this and that
You are the light
you are the light by which I travel into this and that

You are the light, light
You are the light, light

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

If you want me to I will be your fairy princess
Your dream of romance
If you ask me then I can be your queen of darkness
Take you below

It don't matter at all
Devil or priestess - teacher or fool
What you want will be what you receive
I am the answer to all of your dreams

If you wanted a creature from another dimension
I'm the answer
If you wanted a reason for an endless conflict
I'm the one

It don't matter at all
Devil or priestess - teacher or fool
What you want will be what you receive
I am the answer to all of your dreams

I can be your nightmare
And then I'll take you places you didn't mean to go
Or take a long look
Into the future
I'll tell you many things that you didn't want to know

If you want me to I will be your humble servant
Need your protection
If you ask me then I can be your fearless fighter
Your Joan of Arc

It don't matter at all
Devil or priestess - teacher or fool
What you want will be what you receive
I am the answer to all of your dreams

Build me up - bring me down
Put me back on my feet again
Please leave me alone

If you want me to I will be your fairy princess
Your dream of romance
If you ask me then I can be your queen of darkness
Take you below

It don't matter at all
Devil or priestess - teacher or fool
What you want will be what you receive
I am the answer to all of your dreams

Build me up - bring me down
Put me back on my feet again
Please leave me - please leave me alone

[Tripe]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersberg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
What's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the Gods they made

I shouted out
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste

- The Rolling Stone Sympathy for the Devil

[Johnny Unusual]

The Devil wants your soul! ...fuck, when is that contest going to be over? When do they calculate the souls in heaven and hell and go "we got a winner!"

-David Cross

[wurwolf]

In Christ you know there's neither high nor low
And the void will claim all creatures small or bright
Seal up the borders or let everybody in
In the order of the serpent, there'll be neither left nor right

"Down to the Ark", the Mountain Goats

[Johnny Unusual]

Duffman: Duff beer is brewed from hops, barley, and sparkling clear mountain... what?
Titania: Goat!
Duffman: Eh.. close enough!
Homer: Aah! You can really taste the goat!

- The Simpsons "Pygmoelion"

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

"Smell the glove"

    - Spinal Tap

[TeamRAD]

I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.

Lucas, The Wizard

[stansimpson]

"I'm bad.  Come on, you know I'm bad.  I'm bad.  You know it."

--Michael Jackson

(hmm... doesn't have the same ring to it as it once did)

[Johnny Unusual]

Homer: Bart's not really mad at me.
Marge Simpson: He called you a bad father.
Homer: Marge, when kids these days say "bad," they mean "good." And to "shake your booty" means to wiggle one's butt. Permit me to demonstrate...

-The Simpsons, "Brother From the Same Planet"

[LBeria]

"A bad father has never a good son."

-- Latin Proverb

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

"...for this my son was dead and is alive again, and was lost and is found."
                  - Lk 15:24

[Pak-Man]

I returned a bag of groceries
Accidentally taken off the shelf
Before the expiration date.

I came back as a bag of groceries
Accidentally taken off the shelf
before the date stamped on myself.

Did a large precession
Wave their torches as my head fell in the basket,
and was everybody dancing on the casket?

Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want
or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.

-- They Might Be Giants