Favorite Lines.

[TheUnabeefer]

"Hey look over there. Boy these things are heavy."

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

ow, my foot ow, my foot ow, my foot ow, my foot ow, my foot ow, my foot ow, my foot ow, my foot ow, my foot

[Indomitus]

And of course a reference to a Cincinnati chili recipe almost knocked me over in surprise and laughter.   

Okay, being from Cincinnati, now I can't wait to see it, if only to hear the comment about our beloved (*hack, cough*) recipes.  What?  You mean you DON'T put chocolate and cinnamon in your chili?

"No one's watching my Richard Pryor impression."   

That's one I expected would've fit better with the burning Denethor scene in Return of the King.  You want a Richard Pryor impression, THAT is a Richard Pryor impression.

[Tyrant]

"Why is he flipping me off?"

[RoninFox]

And of course a reference to a Cincinnati chili recipe almost knocked me over in surprise and laughter.   

Okay, being from Cincinnati, now I can't wait to see it, if only to hear the comment about our beloved (*hack, cough*) recipes.  What?  You mean you DON'T put chocolate and cinnamon in your chili?

This joke is made even better for me for the fact that I actually have posted my recipe on the forum, and I was actually eating it when I heard the riff.  I could have choked!

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Lots of great lines and I'm only an hour in but what really floored me was the Zappos reference!  I guess you either know what Zappos is or you don't, I'm guessing Mike or his wife bought some shoes from them.  Mike, as someone who spent two years working for Zappos let me tell you, you were right, it actually is a magical Elf kingdom.  And it is just as gay as that sounds.

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Boy he's going to carry that weight a long time

to mordor
and if we meet a girl so fair try not to up and run away with her

Until seeing the first one in print I didn't make the connection, helps to read it at the proper speed of the song...

I can see all the guys being Beatles fans, I wonder if they are all Zeppelin fans as well?

[Imper1um]

"I don't know, ask Don Knotts over there.
- (Don Knotts Impression) Well, Darned if I can figure it out!"

Seriously, laughed for an entire Chapter.

[Darth Geek]

"I don't know, ask Don Knotts over there.
- (Don Knotts Impression) Well, Darned if I can figure it out!"

Seriously, laughed for an entire Chapter.

Agreed. BEST. CELEBRITY. COMPARISON. EVER.

[skenderberg]

Get up, you emo twerp.

[Wiseblood]

Come toss your hair in front of the camera, it's fun!

[RobtheBarbarian]

Aragorn: "Two hobbits passed through here. They would be only children to your eyes."

Mike (as whazisname horse guy): "Do they tend to scream for mercy and shout 'Wait, stop, we're not orcs'?"

Best riff to date.

[CM916]

They brought back one of my all-time favorite MST3K recurring riffs:

SLEEP!!!

[Raven]

"This is my impression of you"  cracked me up.

[CM916]

They also broke out the obligatory "PACKERS!" at one point during the seige. I hadn't watched that far in yet.