Favorite Lines.

[Raven]

Should be a good one with plenty to pick from.

[Axnollouse]

BOIL 'EM MASH 'EM, STICK 'EM IN A STEW!

[atta j. turk]

"I'll put a maggot hole in your belly"

Mike: "Least successful Taco Bell slogan ever" (paraphrase)

[Insert Coin(s) to Continue]

"We will feast on spotted owls!"

"To the womanless lands of Manshire!"

[Junkyard]

"I don't know but I've been told, Orcs strong but they not smart."

[anais.jude]

Boy he's going to carry that weight a long time


to mordor
and if we meet a girl so fair try not to up and run away with her

[Rynen10K]

"I don't know but I've been told, Orcs strong but they not smart."

My favorite too.

But eventually, the marching songs started to rhyme

[The Elusive Robert Denby]

(Faramir, after capturing Gollum): "Nice work, boys, Now kick him in the precious!"

(Theoden is at Helm's Deep, putting on armour and backlit by dazzling white light): "Of course, the whole battle is irrelevant, what with the giant supernova engulfing the Earth!"

(After Eomer has given horses to Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli):  "Hey, thanks for the two horses!  Thanks from all three of us!"

[ShadowDog]

"Look!  A tiny fraction of the people who stayed away from Speed Racer."  One of the many that made me laugh out loud.

This is one of the best riffs yet, and very impressive because they put in as much work as any two normal tracks because of the length of the movie.

PS. I've always loved their horse impressions from back in the MST and this movie offered them many chances to do that so I loved that as well.

[MartyS (Gromit)]

I'm tired from laughing so much, 3 hours of great comedy, this has to rank up there with the best riffs.

Just a few no one else has mentioned:

Perfect use of:   SLEEEEEP!!!

To Sauramon in the tower: You're not funny!

All the times they chanted in unison when the warriors were all doing something in unison, great stuff.

Oh, almost forgot:  Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!

[Compound]

"VOTE RON PAUL!"

"...or as it's known in Eragon, Limbas bread."

"There goes Stuka off the top rope!"

"Aquaman?"

"How's Meg?"

"Gotta be the shoes."

"Elf-jitsu!"

"He's turning into the Amazing Johnathan!"

"Keep America Beautiful... oR DIE!"

[RoninFox]

"Ow my foot!  Ow my foot!  Ow my foot!"

And of course a reference to a Cincinnati chili recipe almost knocked me over in surprise and laughter.   

[mearnest]

Tons of great riffs.  Pretty much impossible to remember all the good ones.  But the one toward the end that cracked me up was the reference to Don Knotts.

[RoninFox]

"No one's watching my Richard Pryor impression."   

[Pak-Man]

No! We haven't even figured out what that does yet!

My thing!