Worst movie you've ever seen

[Courtney]

The second and third spots go to The Black Dahlia and Licensed to Wed.

Oh I can't wait to see License To Wed.  I've got that on the old Netflix queue somewhere in the mid-teens.  I want to one day get to the mailbox, rip open that red envelope and have that piece of shit totally Pearl Harbor my soul.  Faith always asks me why I willingly and gleefully watch the crappy rom-coms.  I tell her the same thing.  It's not enough to know that evil exists in the world.  You also have to be able to recognize its face if ever you encounter it.

As someone who has sat thorugh countless terrible rom-coms, this one takes the cake.  It was absolutely painful.  Oh sweet Christ.  It hurt.  It hurt so bad.

[Priest]

I still have to say that Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is by far the worst movie I have ever seen.

[Dim of the Yard]

I'm probably going to have to go with Battlefield Earth on this one.  Perhaps the choice is a bit cliche, but it's the only movie I can think of that required two sittings to watch.  Well, the only movie I can think of that required two sittings to watch based on its TECHNICAL merits, anyway.  I tend to have to revisit movies because I fall asleep during them.  I fell asleep during 300 in the theater, for crying out loud!

[TeamRAD]

The 21st century Pulse, hands down for me. The Kristin Bell factor couldn't even salvage any redeeming value in this pile of dog poo.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Whatever the newest Sci-Fi Channel original movie is. If you ask me next month, I'll say the same thing.

While a friend and I were watching Rock Monster on said channel one weekend afternoon, I developed the hypothesis that whoever makes these movies for the Sci-Fi Channel must be some kind of psychotic zealot (or cult of zealots) who hates the very idea of film, and with his every waking moment tries to deconstruct and destroy them. Just being bad at acting/directing/writing doesn't come anywhere near explaining the weapons-grade offensiveness of these... things.

[GregMcduck]

SALO

[TeamRAD]

Whatever the newest Sci-Fi Channel original movie is. If you ask me next month, I'll say the same thing.

While a friend and I were watching Rock Monster on said channel one weekend afternoon, I developed the hypothesis that whoever makes these movies for the Sci-Fi Channel must be some kind of psychotic zealot who hates the very idea of movies, and with his every waking moment tries to deconstruct and destroy them.

Blasphemy! 

Aztec Rex was silly fun a couple of weeks ago.

[RobtheBarbarian]

I had to stop and go outside before I saw Aztec Rex because my soul was starting to shrivel up and die. It's sort of a given that I enjoy bad movies, Sci-Fi Channel movies are on some horrifying, Lovecraftian level of bad that I can't handle. I start to feel panicky and desperate before the opening credits are even over.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Try watching Dwain Esper's 1934 Maniac. Now that is one of the worst movies ever made.

ANYTHING by Dwain Esper....but then I also have a lot of them listed in my post for "Worse movie you can't live without".   

But worse movie from people who should have known better?  I have to think about that but The Pirate Movie comes to mind....

[TeamRAD]

I had to stop and go outside before I saw Aztec Rex because my soul was starting to shrivel up and die.

I had to all but do that before watching Alien Apocalypse.

I really enjoy the Soup's edited take on Az-Rex...

This one made me laugh harder than much of their other fare.

[Darth Geek]

Chicago.

One of the few movies I have EVER turned off.

[Hebs]

ED.


Yes..

The monkey playing baseball movie.

Yes.. the Matt Leblanc movie...



Please don't think less of me....

[Winboloer]

The Lifetime movie Cyber Seduction: His secret Life

[dalem]

SALO

Yes.  Oh my yes.  Only finished it because me & my friends made a pact we'd all 3 sit through the whole thing.

Had to promise many many things to my sensitive roomie/gf to get her to stay out of the room and not be "one of the boys".

I will never be clean again.

-dale

[Cibernético II]

off the top of my head, I will say V for Vendetta. It's the last movie I can remember thinking "Oh, for the love of God! Just end! Please end!"