Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed

[bettertomorrowamy]

bah!  The banana is where it's at!

[Tripe]

Each to their own I suppose.

[gbeenie]

So God is George Washington Carver?

Have you ever had a REALLY good PBJ? I should bloody well think he is.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Each to their own I suppose.

Don't get me wrong.  I enjoy clams.

[gbeenie]

bah!  The banana is where it's at!

Well, then, have fun looking for the purple one... until they throw you in the truck, that is. 

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

So God is George Washington Carver?

Have you ever had a REALLY good PBJ? I should bloody well think he is.

I don't know about the "P"  

seriously though, my mom used to make me triple decker sandwiches, I haven't had one in a while, I should go make one, I just need to buy food first

[daltysmilth]

So the food industry hinges on the fact that inanimate objects and substances can't suddenly, of their own volition, come to life?  Of all the things the food industry has to worry about, I'd think that would be pretty low on the list, right below "dinosaur stampede" and "founder of our company being assassinated by an evil time-traveler."

[Tripe]

I rather think it's a untapped opportunity for some Peanut Butter manufacturers to distinguish their product:

[BathTub]

Hahahaha. That's great.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

So the food industry hinges on the fact that inanimate objects and substances can't suddenly, of their own volition, come to life?  Of all the things the food industry has to worry about, I'd think that would be pretty low on the list, right below "dinosaur stampede" and "founder of our company being assassinated by an evil time-traveler."

I dunno. I think I had a problem like that with some past-the-expiration date bruschetta.

[Lemming Howard]

So God is George Washington Carver?

If I knew who he was when I was a kid he would have been.  I used to love peanut butter.

[Tripe]

So God is George Washington Carver?

If I knew who he was when I was a kid he would have been.  I used to love peanut butter.

Used to? God it's still one of my favorite things, I'm so glad I'm allergic to pineapple and not peanuts.

[Tripe]

Yeah, eat it all the time, and use it for smooties too. Love the stuff.

[Dim of the Yard]

*gag*

I can't imagine -drinking- peanut butter. That'd be like...I dunno, a toothpaste cookie or something.

I've done it.  Went to an ice cream place for a chocolate peanut butter milkshake, and they forgot to put the chocolate in.  It was like drinking peanut buttery mud.  Probably not exactly like drinking peanut butter, but still one of the grossest things I've ever had the misfortune of drinking.

[Lemming Howard]

So God is George Washington Carver?

If I knew who he was when I was a kid he would have been.  I used to love peanut butter.

Used to? God it's still one of my favorite things, I'm so glad I'm allergic to pineapple and not peanuts.

All I can say my tastes changed.  Coincidently I eat a lot more pineapple nowadays for lunch at work . And I developed a taste for wine.  Well,  not at work of course.