Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed

[jewishcarpenter]

hahaha

[torgosPizza]

Yeah I love that video. I think Penn & Teller showed clips from it on their show.

My favorite part is how serious both the woman hosting it and the people giving their armchair biologist speeches are about the whole thing. ZOMG THARS NO LIVIN CELLZ IN MAH PEENUT BUTR!  EVOLUSHUN IS A LYE!!!!!!!!111one1

[acoletterose]

They're forgetting one thing... No new life appears in the peanut butter because it's not zapped by lighting.

I want to see them disprove it with lightning.

WITH LIGHTNING GODS DAMNIT I'LL SHOW THEM ALL BWAAAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAA



Ahem. Excuse me.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

my goodness,that makes perfect sense, peanut butter doesn't have life because it's vacuum sealed, and not open to outside forces which create life, unlike the earth, which is open to outside forces............ which means........................... WE'RE ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!

Dun Dun Dun

[acoletterose]

I once found new life in my peanut butter and it was vacuum sealed... Should have taken pictures of it. I'm sure it would have proved evolutionists right.

And let's not forget the other Athiest's nightmare!

I've seen this several times and it always makes me laugh

[jewishcarpenter]

I once found new life in my peanut butter and it was vacuum sealed... Should have taken pictures of it. I'm sure it would have proved evolutionists right.

And let's not forget the other Athiest's nightmare!

I've seen this several times and it always makes me laugh

So with both of our videos does this prove that Elvis was a closet-evolutionist/atheist that was trying to eat all the evidence?

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

so God's a soda can maker?

[acoletterose]

So with both of our videos does this prove that Elvis was a closet-evolutionist/atheist that was trying to eat all the evidence?

That must be it! The athiest conspiracy is bigger than I thought

so God's a soda can maker?

Exactly. In fact, the Soda Can is actually a creature that god created. Think about it. Nothing else could have made such an incredibly complex and beautiful structure like that!

Big business hunts the Soda Can but keeps it quiet because it hunts them with extremely brutal methods and they don't want an incident like the seal hunters had.

And all this emphasis on recycling the cans? They're on the edge of going extinct.

[jewishcarpenter]

I also wish to share a video from Edward Current to put everything in perspective for everyone.

Where the hell did he get that laptop?

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

Alright, let's see if I got this.

We're aliens, God is a soda can maker, big business hunts Soda Cans even though they are an endangered species, Elvis is part of a vast atheist conspiracy, and some bald guy who can't act, is telling me Egyptians and Dinosaurs lived together......................... did he write 10,000 B.C.?

where's my exploding head picture?

[Lemming Howard]

If God made the banana so convenient to eat why is He hiding my steaks in a big ol' cow.  Ha!  Gotcha!  Oh wait a minute.  I hope it's not because we're supposed to be vegetarians!

[AmandaGal]

What the hell does life from non-life have to do with evolution anyway?  I was under the impression that apes, birds, fish, etc were living.  I guess I need to vacuum seal them now that I know they are not. This science stuff is too hard. It makes my head hurt.

And that laptop is an evolutionary precursor to the macbook

[Zandrax]

What the hell does life from non-life have to do with evolution anyway?  I was under the impression that apes, birds, fish, etc were living.  I guess I need to vacuum seal them now that I know they are not. This science stuff is too hard. It makes my head hurt.

And that laptop is an evolutionary precursor to the macbook

Technically it doesn't have anything to do with the evolutionary process. But our wonderful educational system tends to lump them together.

As far as God, electricity, and soda, there's a "Jolt Cola" joke to be made there but I am not clever enough to come up with it.

[Tripe]

Not having gone through the US education system I'm dumbfounded to hear that this is the case, it certainly wasn't the case in my schools in England.

Just how little science is taught in the US system?

[bettertomorrowamy]

I don't know where he went to school, but the stuff he is complaining about wasn't taught in the Midwest.