What does your mirror say to you?

[gammer]

So, what does your mirror say to you when you look in it?

[kodiakthejuggler]

Either

"Damn, you're gorgeous!"

or

"Damn, you're ugly!"


I can never tell which...

[nummy muffin]

Kill Snow White.

[Tyrant]

It tells me if my hair is messed up, of if I've got something on my face. Occasionally it tells me if Pak is sneaking up behind me or not.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RVR II]

Look at my Sexy Belly!! 

[Lord Dimwit Flathead]

Freaky 70's shorts give me nightmares and if they have clowns I then require therapy. 

Although I couldn't help but like Depressed Hobo Clown Robbie. "Why would one eat when one faces annihilation?"

(edit) wrong thread, ack.

My mirror tells me, "No one will ever love you."

[Lemming Howard]

"You need a shave." and gravity's gotten a little heavier today.

[OmegaR!]

AVENGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Then there is a pause, an evil grin,

Then I bow and say What must I do?

But always, without fail, the scene changes, and I never figure out what to do....

ergo, endless repetition.....

[gammer]

It tells me if my hair is messed up,

yeah, me too 

[Darth Geek]

It tells me to stop staring at it.

[yamshark]

My mirror says:

"if you can't stand to be rubbed, you will never shine truly"!

Now...

Is this remark indicative of the mirrors efforts at using it's true-sight to help me realise my weaknesses and then, per se, help me strengthen myself to face this bleak and harsh world?

OR

Is it just being a filthy little bastard?

Discuss.....

[RoninFox]

It says "You're a bad clown"



I am, and it's fun!

[Fortis]

AVENGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Then there is a pause, an evil grin,

Then I bow and say What must I do?

But always, without fail, the scene changes, and I never figure out what to do....

ergo, endless repetition.....

That made me laugh out loud...congrats 

When I look in my mirror, it says my tie is crooked

[BBQ Platypus]

Well, I can't really tell.  The mirror I'm looking into has a funny-looking crack in it.  Hmm...I wonder if it's safe to touch -

GAH!  My hand is stuck in translucent goo!  It's like a Capri Sun commercial!  The T-1000's twin brother is climbing up my arm...up my neck...now it's headed down my esophagus...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and then I wake up in my goo pod in the real world.