What does your mirror say to you?

[Cosmic Muse]

My mirror always shows me girls much prettier than I am for some odd reason.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

It shows me scruffy good looks, marred only slightly by a persistant acne problem that doesn't get better because I can't stop picking at it. >.>

[Mads13]

On some days it says, "....the hell you lookin' at boy? Get back to work!"

Or it reveals someone who looks strikingly like Brad Pitt.                 That is, till I peel the Brad Pitt decal off the mirror........