Great Lines!

[excalibear]

Definitely the whole determining whether or not the boy at the dig was a boy or girl. Nothing made me laugh harder than the moment Al shouted "BOY OR GIRL?!?"

[Jbluez]

I liked the part where Al was talking about Wayne's eating habits.  "Just because he dumps Cheeto dust on his pizza!", etc. 

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I liked the Alfred Hitchcock Presents theme as the raptor was casting its shadow on the wall.

[Cabot]

this movie really had some great lines!!

DNA strands... "God's Lego's"

When grandpa is eating alone - "nothing soothes the pain of missing grand children than captain crunch with crunch berries"

(I'm sure I messed that one up but can't help it I was hollowing with laughter!!)

[PlayMSTie]

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain!" I could not stop laughing. 

"Is he too white and Nedry?"

"The heterosaurus wore a little black strapless number and things just went from there."

"Just what they need, a panicky shrieking search party."
"With no pants."

"Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting waptors. Heheheheheh."

The Hitchcock theme was classic.

Truly an inspired RiffTrax!

[Pak-Man]

(I forget the exact setup and punchline, but it's something like)
Ian: "They were so obsessed about whether they could, they didn't stop to think about whether they should"

"That's the same philosophy that the director of Jurassic Park III had!"

[Trekker4747]

I liked the part where Al was talking about Wayne's eating habits.  "Just because he dumps Cheeto dust on his pizza!", etc. 

:Nedry grabs the bag full of money and laughs:

"Poor guy thinks the satchel is full of bacon."

[Junkyard]

Or better yet, condor MEN!


Nothing funnier than idiots playing God.

[Trekker4747]

"A crowd gathers around to watch a goat lie down. You can call it 'Kansas: The Ride."

:lol:

Now, come on Mike. You live(d) in Minnesota. Which is probably about 10x more boring than Kansas.

[Darth Geek]

Lot's of great lines in this one.

"A crowd gathers around to watch a goat lie down. You can call it 'Kansas: The Ride."

And "I have a pizza here for I.C. Wiener." I about died laughing at that line!

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"What? Just because he's overweight means that he's hanging around the vending machine?!"

[kel4876]

When one raptor snaps at the other raptor when they first enter the kitchen:

"Hey, what did you that for!?  You know, you've been a real jerk to me since we were created in a laboratory!"

^ Something like that, I don't remember the exact quote, but I laughed really hard at that point.

[PlayMSTie]

"My next park: Hubris World."

[Gamera]

"I go mostly by skin color"

and

The world's worst ventriloquist... "That's right Ciggy!"

[PlayMSTie]

"Surprise! Happy birthday to you, you are one year old . . ."

I listened to the riff again last night when AMC ran the movie, so I keep remembering more stuff.