Great Lines!

[Trekker4747]

"This is a Unix system!"
"That system belongs to a eunuch? How is that even relevant?"

[Compound]

(mumbled) "The same thing happened when I first met Dr. Demento."

[MartyS (Gromit)]

The John Williams score machine bit was great.  And Al going on about how his door at home has a BUTTON that when you push it the door locks...

"that's an excellent Jeff Goldblum impersonation" -referring to Jeff's acting on the helicopter ride to the island.

[Darth Geek]

"Is that a dinosaur?"
"No."
"Is that a dinosaur?"
"No."
"Is that a dinosaur?"
"No!"
"This park sucks."

[Pak-Man]

There's a poster for Daddy Day Camp on the other side...

[Captain Mook]

     So many good ones, but these really stuck out:

"That's an excellent Jeff Goldblum impression"
"This guy's boring, does this island have any monkeys?"
"A mosquito park, that's what I could do..." Or something along those lines.
"Oh, the utter majesty! Imagine how much dog food you could make out of just one!"
"GIRL OR BOY?!?"
        Just awesome...
         

[AmandaGal]

I liked the line about the raptor being the second greatest thing to ever explode from an egg (or something to that effect).

[BathTub]

Watch out Timmy that fence is about to back up!

[Trekker4747]

I just cannot believe there wasn't a "Hello, Newman!" joke.

[doggans]

No, but the reference to the Keith Hernandez episode made up for that.

[Bob]

Could be the first Keith Hernandez reference ever!

I liked the crack when Jeff Goldblum was posing for his calendar shoot.

[FunnymanN2]

I loved the line when the thunder crashed, "PLAY ME, WILL YOU?!"

[RVR II]

So many from Al..

"Ms. Poo Arms", "Girl or Boy", Definitly, the "Is that a Dinosaur?" lines!

[JoshWay]

I just cannot believe there wasn't a "Hello, Newman!" joke.

There kind of was, when he first appeared and Mike said "If only there were some way to greet this guy..." or something to that effect.

I also enjoyed "I stand by my filthy Muppet innuendo" and Mike's follow-up that he played bass for "Filthy Muppet Innuendo." That was a good running joke.

[SaucyRossy]

No, but the reference to the Keith Hernandez episode made up for that.

There was, "Man I really wish there was a way we could greet this character." and Al said "Hmm yeah nothing really comes to mind."

or something like that but either way I took that as the hello newman joke.