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Indiana Jones IV Title Revealed...

Started by Rude, September 10, 2007, 05:05:03 PM

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Junkyard

As it is, I have no problems with Lucas having a part in IJ4, just as long as that part is effects, and he's restrained. Otherwise everyone is in trouble.

And seriously, just so we're clear: You have to be partially damaged inside to like the Prequel Trillogy. They were truly bad films. The acting was wooden, the script was boring, and the most important charicter was played, in the last two movies, by someone you can't help but hate with every fiber of your being. It may have had something to do with the fact that he was such a, I wish I had a better word but I don't, pussy.

bettertomorrowamy

Quote from: Junkyard on September 20, 2007, 07:33:34 PM
As it is, I have no problems with Lucas having a part in IJ4, just as long as that part is effects, and he's restrained. Otherwise everyone is in trouble.

And seriously, just so we're clear: You have to be partially damaged inside to like the Prequel Trillogy. They were truly bad films. The acting was wooden, the script was boring, and the most important charicter was played, in the last two movies, by someone you can't help but hate with every fiber of your being. It may have had something to do with the fact that he was such a, I wish I had a better word but I don't, pussy.

I agree with everything you just said. 
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Junkyard

I liked the part where Obi tells Annie how much he loved him while watching him writhe in pain. Anakin, when dismembered and on fire, is always entertaining. Beyond that, I didn't like it.

Oh, except the part where a robot tells Obi to his face that his patient died due to a lack of a will to live. That was hilarious.

RobtheBarbarian

Quote from: Junkyard on September 20, 2007, 08:25:14 PM
I liked the part where Obi tells Annie how much he loved him while watching him writhe in pain. Anakin, when dismembered and on fire, is always entertaining. Beyond that, I didn't like it.

Oh, except the part where a robot tells Obi to his face that his patient died due to a lack of a will to live. That was hilarious.

There's your precious Canadian health care system at work.

It really seems like the prequels were written by a retarded fanboy who grasps the patterns and trends of Star Wars but not the concept.

Tripe

Quote from: Junkyard on September 20, 2007, 08:25:14 PM
Oh, except the part where a robot tells Obi to his face that his patient died due to a lack of a will to live. That was hilarious.

All that advanced tech and they still can't deal with Pre-eclampsia, I'm surprised they didn't declare that she died of Birghts Disease.

the long undertow

Quote from: RobtheBarbarian on September 20, 2007, 08:29:25 PM
It really seems like the prequels were written by a retarded fanboy who grasps the patterns and trends of Star Wars but not the concept.
Ouch

bettertomorrowamy

Quote from: the long undertow on September 21, 2007, 07:28:28 AM
Quote from: RobtheBarbarian on September 20, 2007, 08:29:25 PM
It really seems like the prequels were written by a retarded fanboy who grasps the patterns and trends of Star Wars but not the concept.
Ouch
He's dead on right though.
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the long undertow

Quote from: bettertomorrowamy on September 21, 2007, 07:41:52 AM
Quote from: the long undertow on September 21, 2007, 07:28:28 AM
Quote from: RobtheBarbarian on September 20, 2007, 08:29:25 PM
It really seems like the prequels were written by a retarded fanboy who grasps the patterns and trends of Star Wars but not the concept.
Ouch
He's dead on right though.
Yeah.  I sure hope Lucas never lurks these forums for his own sake.

Tripe

That brings up an interesting point. Now I know that people who made MST3K movies are sometimes aware of the MST3K versions but are those who have produced the Rifftrax films aware of the Rifftrax? If so, what do they think?

Incidentally does somebody want to put "Rifftrax" in the spell check's vocabulary? It keeps trying to change it to "Aviatrix"

torgosPizza

Quote from: TripeHoundRedux on September 21, 2007, 10:36:31 AM
Incidentally does somebody want to put "Rifftrax" in the spell check's vocabulary? It keeps trying to change it to "Aviatrix"

Done.

killeroo

This is just going to turn out to be a remake of House 2: The Second Story.

hare.29

Aw, the Crystal skull has it's own mini skull tatoo'd right between its eyes.

killeroo

Harrison's is looking purty good in that poster. Maybe too good. Looks like they used a headshot from 15 years ago on a body from 25 years ago.

Tripe

Yeah I was quite surprised that Indy actually looks his age sort of, facially at least. The rest just looks like he's about to feature in a bow flex commercial.

"I'm in the best shape of my academic career"

bettertomorrowamy

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