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Started by J-Proof, August 07, 2007, 01:03:22 AM

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Chaos

I think that if another god-awful Godzilla movie were being made, someone would have leaked that information by now. Don't get me wrong - J.J. Abrams is certainly *capable* of making another god-awful Godzilla movie, I just don't think he *is*. :)

It certainly does look like some form of giant monster, though, based on that poster... if it's legit.
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GregMcduck

I would have thought gaint monster was confirmed in the trailer. You know. The Statue of Liberty's head and stuff.

Chaos

Quote from: GregMcduck on October 14, 2007, 08:40:38 AM
I would have thought gaint monster was confirmed in the trailer. You know. The Statue of Liberty's head and stuff.

Nuh-uh, it could just as easily be microscopic, metal-eating parasites. Never underestimate Hollywood's ability to come up with non-sensical crap. :)
"First there was Chaos, the vast immeasurable abyss, Outrageous as a sea, dark, wasteful, wild." -Milton

Bob


Scrivener

Quote from: ChaosFromOrder on October 14, 2007, 08:44:31 AM
Quote from: GregMcduck on October 14, 2007, 08:40:38 AM
I would have thought gaint monster was confirmed in the trailer. You know. The Statue of Liberty's head and stuff.

Nuh-uh, it could just as easily be microscopic, metal-eating parasites. Never underestimate Hollywood's ability to come up with non-sensical crap. :)

Okay then, how do the microscopic parasites hurl the Statue of Liberty's head a couple of miles, the way we see in the trailer?

Methinks that would be too nonsensical even for Hollywood.  But, as usual with them, I am willing to be convinced otherwise.
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Chaos

Quote from: Scrivener on October 15, 2007, 07:40:57 AM
Quote from: ChaosFromOrder on October 14, 2007, 08:44:31 AM
Quote from: GregMcduck on October 14, 2007, 08:40:38 AM
I would have thought gaint monster was confirmed in the trailer. You know. The Statue of Liberty's head and stuff.

Nuh-uh, it could just as easily be microscopic, metal-eating parasites. Never underestimate Hollywood's ability to come up with non-sensical crap. :)

Okay then, how do the microscopic parasites hurl the Statue of Liberty's head a couple of miles, the way we see in the trailer?

Methinks that would be too nonsensical even for Hollywood.  But, as usual with them, I am willing to be convinced otherwise.

Hmm... maybe a wizard did it? ;)
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SmilinJackRoss

Quote from: ChaosFromOrder on October 15, 2007, 08:24:03 AM
Hmm... maybe a wizard did it? ;)

With little Hobbits in tow, no doubt.  Never underestimate Hollywood's ability to repeat (and repeat, and repeat) anything that has made money.
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Junkyard

We're looking the wrong way: What 70's show or movie could this be copied from? What haven't they remade/updated?

Chaos

Well, I assume you're talking about Planet of the Apes, but there was already a shitty, uninspired remake of that. :)
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Pak-Man

A prequel that shows how apes evolved from man!? Madness! :^)

Junkyard

This has nothing to do with anything, really, but it somehow links the Secret JJ Abrams Project with MST3K, so I'm posting it:



From Hijinks Ensue.

Bairman

Just read this thread...

I went to http://www.1-18-08.com/ and couldn't figure out how to turn the photos over (as was mentioned earlier) so I came back to the thread to see if there was any mention of how to do it.  After about five minutes, with http://www.1-18-08.com/ still open in the background, a Godzilla-like roar came out of nowhere.  I haven't seen anyone else mention it... has anyone else noticed?  And how do you turn the photos over?  And why is the photo of the chef the only one that isn't dated?  So many questions... so few answers.    ;)

Variety of Cells

#87
Grab onto a picture, and quick move the mouse left and right.  Vigorously shaking the mouse will eventually yield the correct results as well.

EDIT:  I also just heard the moan/godzila sound.

EDIT EDIT:  I think they've updated those pictures since people last talked about them here.  I don't remember that chef being there, nor the Chinese (or some other language) characters on the back of his picture. 

Bairman

Ah... got it.

And the "dinosaur roar" happens at exactly six minutes.  I've tried it three times now.

Jinto

Well, after listening to the sound on that website, I don't think it was really a 'Godzilla roar'. so if this turns out to be a Godzilla movie, then they've gone and changed his voice.

And yes, simply clicking on the pictures (and holding down the mouse button) and shaking back and forth will flip them over. They can't be "under" another picture though, not even a little, so move 'em around.