1-18-08

[the long undertow]

sorry...

[Tripe]

not a prob

[Junkyard]

On a side note, I loved that cartoon, mainly because I hate those little Jehova's Witness comics. Yeah, I'm going to change my flipping religion because little cartoon conservatives told me to in a pamphlet. RRRAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!

[Tripe]

Yeah Jack Chick is horrible but the tracts are compelling. Not theologically but as evil kitsch they're priceless.

I never knew Bewitched was Satan's favorite tv show, Jack Chick taught me that.

[Junkyard]

Satan also wears a Freemason ring. Did you know that?
(Guess who never got invited to join the Freemasons?)

[RobtheBarbarian]

I'm going to laugh when it turns out to be something stupid like Godzilla.

[Junkyard]

You.... you bastard.

(If it turns out to be Godzilla, and it has a Jay Leno chin, I won't be laughing. I'll be avenging.)

[Tripe]

see I'm going out on a limb and guess it's a kaijuesque movie (monster stomping on things) but with a mythos back story (instead of radiation bringing it up from the depths, the stars are right, that sort of thing)

[Junkyard]

Cthuzilla?

[RobtheBarbarian]

I can see it coming. It'll be something mundane like the GINO Godzilla, the movie itself will be mediocre and the whole affair will seem like a kaiju version of The Blair Witch Project. And I will be laughing mightily at the sincere surprise and disappointment around me.

[Tripe]

Actually I sort of assume it'll be crap since it's Abrams

[Junkyard]

I can see it coming. It'll be something mundane like the GINO Godzilla, the movie itself will be mediocre and the whole affair will seem like a kaiju version of The Blair Witch Project. And I will be laughing mightily at the sincere surprise and disappointment around me.

Dude, I'll forgive you for your cruelty if you'll at least help me go on my vendetta against Hollywood if it plays out like that.

[RobtheBarbarian]

Actually, I think this will be the first time in a long time that Hollywood wizzing a big deal like Cloverfield down it's leg wouldn't offend me personally. I'm not looking forward to it, which just makes the presumptuousness of Adams whipping people into a circus that much funnier.

But yeah, you can pick through my armory for whatever you want to take on your vengeance-seeking trip.

[Junkyard]

Sweet.

And despite everything, I'm not actually getting my hopes up. But yeah, if it's GINO, someone's gonna pay.


Hey, that could be a good concept for a comedy! A group of fanboys and fangirls, after seeing a complete trashing of some series or concept they love, decide to punish Hollywood! (Yeah, yeah, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I know. But I still think it could work.)

[RobtheBarbarian]

Heehee. I remember loving this limp-wristed T-Rex knockoff when I was like 10.