Bad Movie Cliches

[gbeenie]

I doubt it, we love a bad girl.

I'm not quite sure "bad girl" is a phrase most people would use to describe me, unless by "bad" you mean, "doesn't drink or smoke, pays all of her bills on time and works like a fiend, but happens to have a vocabulary that could make a sea-faring trucker blush."

There is not one part of the above sentence that isn't totally hot. 

[Junkyard]

Honestly.

[call_me_nuveena]

I doubt it, we love a bad girl.

I'm not quite sure "bad girl" is a phrase most people would use to describe me, unless by "bad" you mean, "doesn't drink or smoke, pays all of her bills on time and works like a fiend, but happens to have a vocabulary that could make a sea-faring trucker blush."

There is not one part of the above sentence that isn't totally hot. 

Well then, I should tell you about Laundry Night someday.  Makes a night at Hyde look like an evening with Grandma at the bingo parlor.

Preow.

[gbeenie]

I doubt it, we love a bad girl.

I'm not quite sure "bad girl" is a phrase most people would use to describe me, unless by "bad" you mean, "doesn't drink or smoke, pays all of her bills on time and works like a fiend, but happens to have a vocabulary that could make a sea-faring trucker blush."

There is not one part of the above sentence that isn't totally hot. 

Well then, I should tell you about Laundry Night someday.  Makes a night at Hyde look like an evening with Grandma at the bingo parlor.

Preow.

Well, now you're just leading me on. 

[Junkyard]

There's an unpublicised charm to a girl who's bad enough to sass, but not bad enough to slit your throat when you sleep and steal your organs.

So in conclusion, moderately bad girls are really hot. Otherwise.... yeah.

[call_me_nuveena]

There's an unpublicised charm to a girl who's bad enough to sass, but not bad enough to slit your throat when you sleep and steal your organs.

*laughs until she falls over dead*

[Chaos]

There's an unpublicised charm to a girl who's bad enough to sass, but not bad enough to slit your throat when you sleep and steal your organs.

Oh yeah... seriously. Sass is HAWT.

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

There's an unpublicised charm to a girl who's bad enough to sass, but not bad enough to slit your throat when you sleep and steal your organs.

Oh yeah... seriously. Sass is HAWT.

Yeah, Guys....as long as this all comes in the body of a 20 year old anorexic with a double-D boob job.

[call_me_nuveena]

Yeah, Guys....as long as this all comes in the body of a 20 year old anorexic with a double-D boob job.

*ded*

[Junkyard]

Mr. Duck, I'll have you know that Sass is what separates many a Plain Jane from... from.... whatever the hell is the opposite of a Plain Jane.

[Tripe]

A Distinctive Dorothea

[call_me_nuveena]

Mr. Duck, I'll have you know that Sass is what separates many a Plain Jane from... from.... whatever the hell is the opposite of a Plain Jane.

A Glitzy Mitzy?

Yeah, that was a reach.

[Junkyard]

The whole bad girl thing has reminded me of a semi-cliche:
James Bond Movies. For the most part, it works like this:
He does something big, semi related to the rest of the film. Narrow escape!
Erotic credits.
Q gives him stuff he'll use later on.
James boinks a lady.
James uses some gadgets.
James boinks another lady. (One of them is evil, but we're not sure which one.)
James stops the #2 man.
James stops the bad guy.
James boinks good lady again, assumably for another five minutes, before he goes on to boink more ladies.

[call_me_nuveena]

The whole bad girl thing has reminded me of a semi-cliche:
James Bond Movies. For the most part, it works like this:
He does something big, semi related to the rest of the film. Narrow escape!
Erotic credits.
Q gives him stuff he'll use later on.
James boinks a lady.
James uses some gadgets.
James boinks another lady. (One of them is evil, but we're not sure which one.)
James stops the #2 man.
James stops the bad guy.
James boinks good lady again, assumably for another five minutes, before he goes on to boink more ladies.

There's a fantastic song by Eddie From Ohio called "The New James Bond" that goes along with this cliché.  It's got lyrics like,

He's the new James Bond,
and I'm his bottle blonde.
I'm one of seven in his harem,
and he really turns me on.
He's got a license to kill
and permission to love,
oh, my new James Bond,
you're who I'm thinking of...

[Tripe]

That's why I like Live and Let Die cause it mixes it up just a bit:

He does something big, semi related to the rest of the film. Narrow escape!
Erotic credits.
Q gives him stuff he'll use later on.
James boinks a lady.
James uses some gadgets.
James boinks another lady. (One of them is evil, but we're not sure which one.)
James stops the #2 man.
James stops the bad guy.
James boinks good lady again, assumably for another five minutes, before he goes on to boink more ladies.
We discover number 5 or 6 man was actually an unkillable voodoo god ahahahahahahahahahahaha!! ah ah!